@danpolydoris

I make custom toys/collectibles/garbage for a living.

 Chicago, IL
linkbio.co/4061019asctXn
Joined September 2013
  • Tweets2.8K
  • Following8.6K
  • Followers23.7K
1.8KMedia
I based this toy on one of the most tense and unsettling moments from The Shining.
194
4,868
529
47,999
Only one person in this photo did not receive a pardon from Donald Trump
522
7,107
218
49,861
1,548,259
New shirt I designed (based off of a vintage valentine illustration) @shirtsthtgohard
2
3
18
2,840
2
10
2,823
5
2,651
1
3
1
40
3,737
Death by Toys retweeted
Anonymous
@YourAnonNews22 Nov 2024
247
5,440
146
76,916
2,655,683
🤣🤣
327
594
111
6,960
588,027
This whole time I've been bothered because I couldn't place who RFK Jr. reminded me of, but I figured it out yesterday
66
1,619
50
17,152
387,950
1
20
2
105
8,394
Please leave me be
5
1
40
5,618
Well done @danpolydoris 👏
5
74
4,282
Death by Toys retweeted
Danhausen
@DanhausenAD17 Nov 2024
This site is filled with openly racist, sexist, homophobic dipshits like this guy and people wonder why everyone’s leaving. It’s not “woke”, it’s because people like you are dumb fucking losers that will never amount to anything in life and are annoying as fuck.
Mephisto@Tonto_66617 Nov 2024
Replying to @DanhausenAD
Nah thats me trying to figure out how your so popular , your like a vampire with fucking downs 😂😂
699
1,084
159
11,705
904,833
Definitely not just a block of wood wrapped in tin foil.
9
55
3,166
Ok this cracked me up
209
3,631
114
39,758
1,637,273
1
21
2,641
Death by Toys retweeted
Jessie Earl@jessiegender15 Nov 2024
Cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis Elon Musk is cis.
162
583
28
6,487
121,514
Death by Toys retweeted
clitorious@clitamorphosis15 Nov 2024
he censored it im in tears
240
4,851
170
96,012
1,886,675
Sandy Hook families freaking RULE. And good on you, @TheOnion, for seeking their backing in this dumpster bargain. #SandyHook #families
29
57
1,173
30,109
Mentally I’m living in LT’s french fry house from Texas Chainsaw 2.
11
1,976
Load more