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those first few pages of a new fantasy book where you don’t know wtf is going on
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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a lot of the tv shows we watched as kids touched on really mature themes but it was so subtly done that you’d have to rewatch them as an adult to catch it. i heard one of the jokes in tmnt and i couldn’t believe my ears.
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I love saying “mind u” ….😂😂 because now u bout to connect the dots
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😭😭😭😭😭
This country dey rage Bait me Gann I went clubbing because light no dey my house, WHY DID THE GENERATOR DIE IN THE MIDDLE OF OBLEE?
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My father is a gambling addict, and we tend to avoid him at all cost because his existence alone in the house is just so jarring. But one time, I came home late, and saw my mother scolding someone in the dim living room. I was fully convinced it was my brother because +
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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"na me na" is such a masterpiece because e no get how e wan be na actually me na.
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This Barbie is now a DOCTOR 👩🏾‍⚕️!🥹✨. Little me would be so proud !
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yimi hasn’t seen me for days but somehow she’s breathing fine 🙂‍↔️
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The baguette bag for HER
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“Your contact Wasiu Carpenter is on Telegram as Jessica Wiley”
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“8 gt ticket for sale” so 8 of you decided not to go again or you’re a thief?
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rewarded myself with a 2 hour break after writing the title of my assignment
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Letitia Wright to star in and executive produce supernatural horror film ‘IN HER SHADOW.’ Receiving a shocking late night phone call from the police, celebrated author Annie Cutter learns that her estranged, recently-deceased sister had kept her young daughter locked up alone in a dark basement for the last five years. Choosing to adopt the little girl, Annie comes to believe there may have been a reason for her sister to be afraid of the child. And that she may have locked her in the basement for her own safety… And the protection of others.
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how didn’t i realize that jordan adetunji’s song ‘kehlani’ interpolated this song music.apple.com/ng/album/pot…
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“take care of him”
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yimi discovered my age, started calling me junior and now i have to explain to people at work that it’s actually not my name. i’ve actually stopped correcting anybody tbh😂
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in all, i have really great friends
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