Dan Skinner

Danger. Deceit. Detectives. Drugs. Dark secrets. And a spot of yoga. “Get Waffle Jones” is the new comic crime caper that is the perfect summer holiday read. Out now in paperback, hardback, Kindle, and audiobook (in a day or so). #getwafflejones #Books #debut #BookLaunch

My debut novel is out on June 18th in paperback, Kindle and audiobook. The Kindle version can be pre-ordered now for the low, low price of £1.99! amzn.to/3EhTxOh #book #author #debut #getwafflejones

Wearing my photography hat again this week.

After the latest disgraceful shitshow where twitter decided to block all 3rd party apps with no notice or even statement (3 days now, and still silence), I'm off. Still not 100% sure how Mastodon works but think I'm @dan@home.social Cheers and hopefully see many of you there.

While I’m often cynical of broad attacks on ‘Big Tech’, it’s certainly true that they can behave disgracefully. I ran a @Meta ad campaign for weeks as a paying customer and after they took my money was told I’ve been banned forever. No reason given, no appeal allowed. Seriously?

Not one of the great ad campaigns, I don't think.

Christmas nudge for anyone looking for that perfect gift for any horse people in your life, or anyone that has to live with one... Warning: A bit sweary. Buy direct from skintdressagedaddy.com/produ… or go to Amazon for Kindle versions and previous book (I'm out of stock of that one)

I’m banking this one, just in case I ever need it. “Write me a funny resignation letter before I get sacked for bringing a lion into work that mauled 3 people.” #ChatGPT

Have been trying to set up a new Facebook ad campaign. Now, there’s good UX and there’s bad UX in the world. And then there’s Facebook UX which, I fear, makes it physically impossible to achieve a result in.

Just occurred to me that the new Apple Watch Ultra display has 34% more pixels than the original iPhone.

Updated Mac to new OS and just read 3 magazines in Apple News without it crashing, freezing or pausing once. Have they finally made it usable after 7 years of releasing and ignoring it? #applenews

Does anyone have an equation to hand that can convert ‘Annual average energy bill’ into something I can understand and use, like the price of electricity for example?

Just been sent a survey from @eon_next asking about my recent experience with them in having a smart meter fitted. On balance, had to score 0/10 on the basis that nobody turned up. Or called, or emailed.

Just had to chase some geese out of the living room