At Home Depot and the security guard says…. “Hey is that Edward Scissorshead tatted on your leg?” Me: No it’s Robert Smith from the Cure. “Oh cause when I saw it I thought it was Edwin Scissorshead”.

An absolute honour to do the artwork for this years Ventura Nationals. If you like this, tell me what you like about it. See you August 31ST. #venturanationals

I have to put myself to bed. I rehearsed with a new (old) band I’m playing for now. It’s awesome. I’ve got a Rolfing session in the morning early. It’s like 60% physical therapy and 40% actual magic. Anyone know the magical ways? Ask me questions so I can respond tomorrow!

Blowing the cobwebs off this. It might be time. Is anybody out therrrrre? Show yourselves please.

Life is so much larger than life.

Office chairs. $49 or $599. You choose.

Ok you made a life size car out of chocolate but can you eat it?

No noise November. Everybody shut up.

How can you show your face when you’re a disgrace to the human race?

The gram. The book. The fallen empire. Does this mean I give Ted Lasso another chance? How are you all coping?

Hard to imagine what the mtv awards would even look like without the stylists making all these disposables look the way they do. Comedic value. #stars

What is a thotty boy?

The Killing Moon - Pavement youtu.be/XGZwg7bXpXc via @YouTube

DISAPPOINTMENT

Fancy @drmartens on request.

Looking to buy a dad hat. (Not for my dad.) Anyone know if they’re popular?

Back in stock on the @capturedtattoo website! #blackandgold instagram.com/p/CR7Z0m3B5HZ/…

Just read the world record for longest plank has been set at 8 1/2 hours today. Congrats to them. I did 3 minutes this morning and basically could have competed in a breakdancing contest.

Without doubt.