@darcy5000

20 | real fake british-irish conspiracy theorist the other 4999 all died

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Joined December 2024
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If you're reading this i sent you an email yesterday and i need you to reply
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𖹭 peace@cheesecakefdOct 26
Weed son or SSRI daughter
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To do: - quit smoking - make a list of all the ways i am like my mother - meal prep - fold laundry x3 - plan meal prep - get out of bed - forget to eat - stay up all night - gain 15 lbs - invent post-neoclassical econophysics - eat a bag - brush your teeth x1 - quit smoking
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It's always the meanest bitches ever getting all the play! I'm a mean bitch where's my free dinner
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Beautiful Normal Woman@SillyBWomanOct 23
Hi quick Question How does Anything Work and Also can I have some Money
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max rebo@_max_rebo_Oct 23
Smoking that shit that made the Kennedys dead
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There's something very conservative about drinking coke zero
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NONBINARYFAN@NONBINARYFANOct 11
drake if he was george: you Used to call me on my george phone
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It smells like mouth in here
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Killing my roommates for attention
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x is the whyest z
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Old men are the scariest thing on the planet
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Calling my parents stresses me the fuck out
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ninio fiestas@gordomoquientoOct 4
Fumo marihuana para quemarme las neuronas porque soy tan inteligente que no puedo integrarme en la sociedad naturalmente
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Neuroscience roommates are doing their quiz out loud in the kitchen and holy fawk we dont know anything
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Had a dream someone handed me a bag and i immediately lost it
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If Jojor well wrote 1984 2 would he call it 1985 or 1994 or 2084 or 2984 or 19842
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Scrolling back up on the tl to help me remember what i was about to tweet
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Clubratt ★@clubrattSep 27
Yall are eating jimmy fallon flavoured ice cream that’s why Taylor still charting
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Exploding the science building basement bathroom in my 10 minutes break
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3 days no nicotine = 3 days no happy
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