alex (@daringdeviI) header
alex (@daringdeviI) profile picture

[slowly raises hand] yeah, so, does making out with the enemy count as fraternizing or

⚣ ° he/him ° 25
Joined January 2018
me when he’s hung
7
102
2
2,255
24,158
IT'S A CLOCK #loveislanadria
5
32
9
643
44,261
Brazilians and Serbians coming together to celebrate huge victories today
6
524
7
4,882
33,571
arab DL leaving me on seen
33
642
16
7,711
90,071
bf just made me c*m
17
274
7
8,508
96,137
nina this entire untucked is sooo relatable lmao
what's y'alls favourite obscure drag race moment ever?
34
760
21
7,453
94,486
"you shall not pass" was just gandalf calling the balrog a brick 🧱
You shall not slay as hard as me.💅🏻🧙🏼‍♂️ #gandalf #LordOfTheRings ✨
7
448
5
6,061
88,509
that rush of buying new clothes and then getting a bite to eat and a drink afterwards
60
11,566
263
75,061
635,340
in the balkans, if you show any signs of you having a working brain they will kill you
82
1,819
84
11,405
121,035
alex retweeted
cuando hago clic en "confirmar pago" y me quitan el dinero
105
39,973
345
272,268
1,909,744
alex retweeted
just typed doordash into the doordash search bar
117
7,504
101
139,614
1,698,317
Tomatoes were the first successful transgender vegetable to fruit transition
136
4,829
480
38,839
2,091,442
when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:
165
55,905
537
388,596
3,366,714
alex retweeted
El paracetamol viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro:
483
62,611
1,741
309,351
21,138,753
alex retweeted
no money in the bank account but i’m still going out this weekend
41
8,670
402
65,784
509,105
cuando hago clic en "confirmar pago" y me quitan el dinero
266
100,886
1,001
612,551
5,151,851
manager said he will fire me and i threatened to delete all the data
24
1,345
64
32,030
580,797
Justifying a $40 purchase with cash rather than card because it's fake money
19
2,502
109
30,835
308,575