Here for just a moment.

Denver, CO
Joined February 2019
This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Take my knee twin 💔
🚨 BREAKING: Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his knee and will miss "up to two months," per @ShamsCharania
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Era una sensacion rara ver en la noche tele, era como otro mundo, parecia eterna la noche
الشعور اللي كنت بتحسّه وأنت بتسهر بالليل وتتفرج على الكرتون في طفولتك.
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Do you know how angry you have to be to do this 😭😭😭😭
These hornets attacked his Bee hive. Now he is waiting for them on the outside.
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Talvez o melhor capítulo que o Kishimoto já produziu. Ele dá uma aula de escrita e quadrinização nesse capítulo.
I will never forget this sequence
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This exact promo is what sold me on watching Naruto….. deadass
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shit changes when you decide you’re ready to be seen. ready to be supported. ready to feel good. ready to be loved. ready to be free. ready to have more friends. ready to be creative. ready to shine. take everything you put out so effortlessly and give it all back to yourself.
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That unibeam was dangerous but gAang been moving crucial as a squad for far too long not to find the right strat and at least make a clean escape. Shout out Sokkas trusty boomerang when it came time to finally take buddy off the map.
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Ever since I learned spiders learn our routines to stay out the way, I be feelin kinda bad when I catch one lackin. Like my bad gang, I’m not usually awake at this hour you’re right. This isn’t a death sentence for you I promise
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The Hokages arriving to save the war 😭🔥🔥
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the taurus full moon is for the ones who won't stop until they get what they want and convince others a better life is possible for us all. for the ones that want pleasure to be an inherent part of their life. for the lovers and the ones ready to build step by step their dream.
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Monday is The Full Moon in Taurus. Saturday is Halloween Sunday is the Time Change. If you’re feeling like something big is coming It’s because it is! Minimize your distractions to Maximize your manifestations. Energy is currency. Spend it like you know your worth.
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The Taurus Full Moon is this week. Slow down. Live erotically and sensually. I want you to feel something every fucking day.
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The alchemists taught that you'll never find your divine counterpart until you've integrated your own masculine and feminine energies. That means periods of celibacy, standing in your own truth and becoming whole within yourself first Believe it or not, a lot of these connections were written into the script long before you got here. Pre-incarnation contracts. Unless, of course, you've already fucked up those connections And don't confuse your divine counterpart with a soulmate. Most people think a soulmate is someone you marry, settle down with and live happily ever after. Wrong. Some of you have been sold a fairytale Soulmates are your biggest teachers. Souls you agreed to encounter before incarnation, and some of them will hurt you, betray you, love you and then leave you wondering what the fuck happened That was the lesson
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Were these shots deliberate artistic references? Just how deep a game was George Lucas playing?
>grow up in multiculti democracy >Get told you are special as a kid >Attempt to participate in good faith with an illegitimate government that holds you back from your potential and refuses to fix problems >Kill your heroes and establish a fascist space empire He's literally me
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If i was a massive retard and i learned human dna was changing due to cosmic radiation i would fake a pandemic and release a vaccine that altered peoples dna differently in an impotent attempt to keep capitalism and debt slavery continuing for my own selfish reasons
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I’m never coming off this app 🤣🤣🤣
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Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO
Köpeğinin agresif davranışlarını düzeltemeyen bir eğitmen, eğitimli köpeklerinden yardım aldı.
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Big day in time travel movie history.
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once again kanye was never wrong, just early
🇺🇸🇮🇱 FLASHBACK: Kanye West in 2022 said Jared Kushner is Trump's mossad handler
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