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LEWD RP MDNI

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Joined May 2026
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But he NEEDS that training. Right now. Right here.
γ…€ γ…€He doesn't do training anymore. γ…€
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πŸ…Was gonna do smth smaller but this idea tickled my brain, whoopsies! :p Ft. @CirrusTempest
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So you wouldnt be a shortstack
γ…€ γ…€" Evolving? Who needs that? My illusions are like, the same thing! " γ…€He just doesn't wanna admit he's not strong at all. πŸ’§ γ…€
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Holy fuck
Casually flashing the Reader
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Surreeeeeeeeeee.....
γ…€ γ…€" STYLE!! S-T-Y-L-E!! " γ…€
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Looking broke?
γ…€ γ…€" Nah, but it's about the style yknow! " γ…€
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Do you thinks pants make your ass look smaller or something?
γ…€ γ…€" And whats the appeal of a fat butt if I'm not showin' it off?! Dummy! " γ…€
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Get bigger pants. You have the money
γ…€ γ…€" These shorts are fightin' not to snap, yah' think I can use their pockets?? " γ…€
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Uh- Do you usually stuff things in your ass?
γ…€ γ…€" Eh? .. Fine whatever. " γ…€Reaching into his crack.. He'd pull out a very, very crumpled piece of paper. γ…€
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Sure sure.... But you gotta give me your number. So i contact you to pay you of course...
γ…€ γ…€Aggressively poking his hip, it's all he can really reach.. γ…€" You'd better, I'll make you pay double for taking 'em without asking! " γ…€
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Oh dont worry ill pay you! Promise....
γ…€ γ…€" Wh- HEY!! YOU GOTTA PAY FOR PICS!! " γ…€
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πŸ“ΈπŸ“ΈπŸ“ΈπŸ“Έ You say something?
γ…€ γ…€" Yeah keep gawking, it's good for my ego. " γ…€
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Oh my god
γ…€ γ…€" Yeah yeah, I know. Aloot of my stuff is fake. γ…€But these? All-natural baby. " γ…€
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He sure likes talking about his ass huh. . . .
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That is true. . . It is a lot of fun. Especially during sex. The different reactions to ragebaiting during it really spices love making up.
γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ γ…€γ…€Nothing to be a shamed of! At least he understands how fun it can be to mess with other people. γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€
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