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Dart Monkeys

@dartmonkeys

Just two guys who love the nonsensical headlines surrounding stocks, investing and the economy and take it upon ourselves to rewrite what they actually meant.

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Joined May 2021
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I thought the stocks snapped their 4 day losing streak? Who writes this stuff? #stockmarkets
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Silly me, I thought the #stockmarkets closed at 4?
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Oh well, there goes that theory, markets take another day off. #4dayweekend
Pent up frustration after being told to shut down yesterday, markets respond. Futures up! #StockMarket #DowJones #NASDAQ
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Hey Tom I gots the problem with my A/C. Can you help with that too?
FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) profile pictureFOX Business
@FoxBusiness30 May 2021
Tom Brady touts cryptocurrency investments, says he's a 'big believer' foxbusiness.com/sports/tom-b…

Tom Brady touts cryptocurrency investments, says he's a 'big believer'

Tampa Bay Buccaneers superstar Tom Brady revealed Thursday that he is a “big believer” in the long-term prospects of cryptocurrencies.

foxbusiness.com
If @Twitter was around in the 1200s could I have said “the world is round” without being blocked or having my account locked? 🤔 Thank God philosophers and Scientist were allowed to openly debate. #believethescience
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Who knew??? Stop free checks and people start looking for a job? That’s just crazy talk now
CNBC (@CNBC) profile pictureCNBC
@CNBC28 May 2021
Job searches jumped 5% in states cutting unemployment benefits, analysis finds cnb.cx/3uyF6u6
Job searches jumped 5% in states cutting unemployment benefits, analysis finds

Job searches jumped 5% in states cutting unemployment benefits, analysis finds

There was a modest though temporary increase in job-search activity among states withdrawing from federal unemployment programs, according to Indeed.

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Buy buy buy. If Tom Brady says it, must be good.
CNBC (@CNBC) profile pictureCNBC
@CNBC28 May 2021
Tom Brady says he's a 'big believer' in cryptocurrencies cnb.cx/2QZgr47
Biden: ‘I’m a capitalist, but here’s the deal’ in other words you’re not a capitalist. foxbusiness.com/politics/bid…

Biden: ‘I’m a capitalist, but here’s the deal’

President Biden reminded the audience while delivering remarks on the economy that he is a “capitalist,” but believes that executive wages have soared far too high above those of the working class.

foxbusiness.com

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