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I was training a new dude yesterday and I said “god I’m so tired today” and he said “it’s from dragging that huge dick around” and I was like “hell yeah brother that’s what I’m talking about”
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“Friend, I haven’t even used this stuff yet.”
- ‘ABSOLUTE BATMAN’ #9
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The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall
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I feel like even tho i have way less time to play ive tapped into the same energy i had a year ish ago and im able to like properly think and improve from it 🥹🥹 felt like i was asleep for a while🦭
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In America you go to the cafe and everyone is on their computer - you think, “how much work is to be done?, what company employs this many people?” - not to be euro fetishistic(?) but in that continent the cafe is for gossip, fervour, fun, leisure and the reading of newspapers
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what is it with men and throwing comp games the minute their sensitive feelings are hurt omg just play u fucking unloved moid
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Yes, the stripper 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 love you — she just has a lot on her plate right now, which may be why she hasn’t responded to your text messages.
𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸
Strippers work long hours most nights, leaving them emotionally drained. She wants you, 𝘣𝘶𝘵
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easily one of my favorite articles on the site. probably one of the scariest things i've ever read



































