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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant Amelia, aka Juggernaut, revealed she actually PAID to be on the show because she sees Clavicular as a PHILOSOPHER and wanted to experience his teachings IN PERSON 😳👀 Amelia: “The way I see this, Clav is a philosopher and this is his school of philosophy.”
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Clavicular MISSED the end of Camp Looksmax Season 3 after someone allegedly SPIKED him with LAXATIVES leaving him fighting for his LIFE with EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA 😳👀 Hollywood Hef: “One of these a**holes has taken my laxatives and thinks it’s appropriate to play a little practical joke on Clav.”
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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant Kevin got CONFRONTED by Dom after CRASHING OUT and repeatedly dropping the HARD R at a costume store, even as a family with kids walked in 😳👀 “You can’t say that, because what about every other black person that gets offended by that word?”
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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant Amelia, aka Juggernaut, revealed that she’s considering CHARGING $1 per oink 😭👀 Amelia: “They all started calling me a pig and then I made the sound they’re like that was hot do it again.”
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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant Amelia, aka Juggernaut, revealed that Burrito was the one who gave her the nickname and says he might actually be SCARED of her after everything they’ve been through at camp 😳👀
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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant Ellie RANDOMLY revealed her GERMAN SIDE after suddenly getting a little TOO INTO IT 😳👀
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Ossi Ketola was secretly HEIGHTMOGGING Clavicular by standing on an ELEVATED step right next to him, and Clavicular didn’t even NOTICE 😳👀
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Clavicular EXPOSED a female Camp Looksmax contestant for allegedly HOOKING UP with Sweatergxd during a LIE DETECTOR TEST after she insisted they were JUST FRIENDS 😳👀 Girl: “No, absolutely not. That’s my friend.” Lie Detector: “Why’d your breathing fall apart?” Girl: “He’s not like that, I swear guys.”
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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant Kevin got CONFRONTED by a female contestant after she found out he was spreading FALSE rumors about what they did together, forcing him to ADMIT he made the whole thing up 😳👀 Kevin: “I’m a vrgn. I never had sx with anyone.” Woman: “So you’re lying on my name, Kevin?”
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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant had his friend LOSING IT after showing him Juggernauts on FaceTime 😳👀
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Ossi Ketola left Clavicular STUNNED after claiming that hooking up with women WITHOUT trying to have children is actually WORSE than being with men 😳👀 Ossi Ketola: “Hooking up with women is worse than being with men.” “If you’re not hooking up to have children, you might as well be with a man.”
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Ossi Ketola showed Clavicular the FUNNIEST game on Duel where they had to guess whether someone was TRANSGENDER or not just by looking at their face😳👀 Clavicular: “This is the greatest thing ever.” “Wait, how do you know? Look at the jawline.”
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Clavicular thinks his Indian Camp Looksmax contestant Kevin might be FAKING his entire NERDY personality after confronting him about putting on an ACT and saying he’s not fooled 😳👀 Clavicular: “I feel like you got everyone else fooled, but not me.” “Great character, bro. I’m gonna catch you, dude.” Kevin: “Maybe. I don’t know. I’d rather do some math problems.”
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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant got CALLED OUT for FRIENDZONING HIMSELF during a speed date after telling a girl he hoped they could just be friends, despite rating their date a 10/10 😳👀 Contestant: “I rate the date a 10 out of 10 because I got to talk to a pretty woman.” “How the f*ck are you gonna friendzone yourself on the date, bro?” “I hope we can be friends. What is that about?”
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Ellie got into a HEATED argument with Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant Burrito after their date went WRONG when he kept bringing up her MONEY, leaving her convinced he was looking for a SUGAR MOMMY 😳👀 Ellie: “I think he’s a sweet young man, but I’m also not looking for a sugar baby.” “I’ve already made 5 million. Why do I need an 18 year old to think that he can actually make me more money?” Burrito: “I don’t appreciate you coming in here and using my name as a little diss.”
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Clavicular saw his 72 year old CEO BILLIONAIRE Camp Looksmax contestant struggling in the gym and immediately stepped in to MOG him 😳👀
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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax contestant 72-year old CEO worth $3.5B got SERIOUS after a contestant DISRESPECTED his wife right in front of him 😳👀 “Do not disparage my wife, or else we’ll have trouble.”
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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax participant Emilia revealed she has a 34O BRA SIZE and makes so much money from it that she’s hesitant to get a breast reduction, despite having a condition that causes her chest to keep GROWING 😳👀 Emilia: “I make a lot of money off of having big b**bs.” “My b**bs have not stopped developing. I have macromastia, so they continue to grow.” “I grow about a size a year.”
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Clavicular’s Camp Looksmax participant Hexumlite explained how struggling with cystic acne made him believe his LOOKS were the reason people treated him differently, saying he eventually realized he didn’t need to change his personality, just his appearance 😳👀 “I stopped trying to pick my personality apart, change who I was.” “I’m a good person, I’m an interesting person, I’m just ugly.”
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Clavicular’s girlfriend Lily called him for kissing another girl, but he went right back and did it again 😭💔
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