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she/they. local sad girl. chronically ill. sober. delightfully unhinged.

Uptown, Chicago
Joined November 2008
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I have one medication that I literally wouldn’t be able to eat anymore without it. My insurance refuses to cover it. GoodRX got it down to like $100. Costplusdrugs? $7.60 for 3 months worth.
fuck billionaires always, but this guy (mark cuban?) has started an online pharmacy that offers life-saving drugs for cost + 15%, making some drugs like 2000% cheaper, so this can actually save a life and people should be aware, the site is. costplusdrugs.com/
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The details on the outfit @Jamiebower wore to the LA Stranger Things 5 event are *incroyable*. Ann Demeulemeester is iconic and this pairing between the two of them is unmatched. I’m obsessed.
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This is really sad
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Mushroom gravy. Please watch ⁦@criminalminds⁩ and make a petition to bring us back. Just kidding ! ( so not kidding ) ❤️
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Dear Blue Cross Blue Shield: Thank you for forcing me to cancel my immunosuppressant appt because someone who isn’t my doctor hasn’t “authorized” the treatment I’ve been getting for YEARS now, which is keeping me from being in debilitating pain 24/7. I hope you step on a LEGO.
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2020: midst of a relapse, a horrible state of mental health, and actively destroying my body, to getting sober, doing an outpatient mental health program, got almost all new friends, & officiated @hardxtimez and @HangYrHead’s wedding when I used to not even believe in love. 🥹
USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO POST HOW YOU LOOKED IN 2020 VS 2024. LET'S GAURRR!! -rl
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But seriously, @hardxtimez and @HangYrHead did so much for my mental health this year. I was set in believing that true, genuine love was for movies. But getting to officiate their wedding & witnessing their love healed such a deep wound in me and I’ll love them forever for it.
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I did not have “witness someone become not alive after falling from a building on Michigan Ave” on my 2024 bingo card, and yet here we are.
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monster retweeted
“The Great Impersonator” A Confessional Concept Album by Halsey Trailer:
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I can’t believe I’m officiating my first wedding in ONE MONTH. I can’t wait to celebrate @hardxtimez and @HangYrHead 🥹🖤✨
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Well shit. I love you too 🥹
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I’m incredibly offended that my Face ID won’t recognize me if I’m smiling, but it will if I’m crying 🥴🫠
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Who here is an absolute dummy that has been on daily medication for almost half her life and yet just took her morning meds instead of night time ones? Oh yeah, that’s me.
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My friends are iconic
i feel like both my arms got ran over by a car but it was so worth it
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If you don’t love @MatthewLillard, we can’t be friends. Sorry not sorry. I don’t make the rules.
…feels like a good moment to post again on twitter. Happy fucking #Pride you queer angels. I love you dearly. Fuck yes.
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CDPH + the Jesse Brown VA Hospital are hosting a harm reduction event at DFSS (10 S. Kedzie) on Tues, 5/7 from 10 am-2 pm. The event will include personal stories & discussions from individuals with lived experiences. #HarmReduction #InternationalHarmReductionDay
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Solar Intentions, an astrology-themed sober bar, is coming to Logan Square after a successful Kickstarter. buff.ly/3vZGi0r
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monster retweeted
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING LIKE FUCK P DIDDY
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I fucking love space.
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I’m very lucky to have support like this in my life. Medical negligence is dangerous and it can be very scary to go through alone. I’m forever grateful for my friends and family that always have my back 🥺
Not sure how it’s taken this long, but I’m reporting a doctor to the medical board for the first time and oddly enough it’s not even for me, it’s for a friend. If any of you ever need someone to act as a patient advocate on your behalf, don’t hesitate to reach out to me.
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