If people aren't laughing at your goals, your goals are too small

Joined September 2011
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Donald Cerrone lays down his gloves and hat in the Octagon at #UFC276
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Wrong place, right time….Either way 👍 👍 👍 @RAsushi 🍱😎
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These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG
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BREAKING: Tom Brady announces he is unretiring and will return to the NFL for his 23rd season WOW.
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we here for a good time not a long time babayyy
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Kanye Documentary Gon Break Records Next Month
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MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄 What a week! We’re not done yet tho. Givin’ away $10,000 here on Twitter. All ya gotta do is like and RT this tweet, we’ll pick 5 winners in a few days and gift $2,000 to each 💰 Hope you all have a safe & happy holiday! P&L baby.🎅🏼🎁
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Very well may be the most embarrassing throw in NFL history
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Tom Brady has been voted into the 2022 Pro Bowl. He is the first 15-time Pro Bowler in NFL history 🔥
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Max Scherzer and the Mets are finalizing a deal expected to be in the three-year, $130 million deal range, sources familiar with the situation tell @JeffPassan.
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Luckiest man alive to have @mann_megan_ by my side❤️ my beautiful girls!
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Eli is pulling no punches against Peyton xitter.cf/justgroc/status/143758…
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Tom Brady: Still good it seems
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Y’all ever cuddled with a guy and his 🍆 just kept thumping your butt cheek?
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2 Males armed with rakes & other garden tools allegedly about to get into a fight: 800 block N Washington
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Padres-Nationals game was suspended after a shooting outside Nationals Park. bit.ly/3xQoUXz
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