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I DJ and do other stuff. Opinions are my own. DM for booking/graphics 🤘🏾

U.S.A
Joined November 2009
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Parents, PLEASE check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found a Snickers bar filled with Justin Herbert interceptions.
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Just say John Stewart from Baltimore
Hearing that accent slip in #Lanterns again "FUCK YEW" 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue
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TATTED UP!!!! TATTED UPPPPPPP!!!! TATTED UPPPPP!!!!!!
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Shredder was Harry Belafonte???
Shredder unmasked (‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,’ 1988)
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Someone definitely snitched ain’t no way police randomly catching pigeons
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‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*
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the letter g does not need to be doing all that
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i’m both dumber and smarter than you think. don’t estimate me
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Peter Griffin has created a monster.
Project Windless, a new open-world action RPG, is coming to PS5. More debuts to come on today's State of Play, watch live: play.st/YouTube
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can’t have allergies if you’re unconscious - benadryl
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CLOSE ENOUGH, why do y’all keep leaving y’all son behind every Christmas?!
.@DojaCat covers “No Scrubs” by TLC tonight on Jimmy Fallon!
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elite hoe scaring activity
this is why u don’t invite niggas anywhere, why are you playin bloody knuckles in the club lmaooo??
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Satan when Job lost everything:
I hate when people say “I’m so blessed” and I literally know for a fact that they’re not.
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Ray-Ray gets it!!
Falcons wide receiver Ray-Ray McCloud: “When you lose 30-0, the mindset better switch. Everybody’s job is on the line. Urgency better kick in or nobody is going to be here.”
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They look like two vampire queens of rival covens who are conspiring to work together to destroy their common enemy.
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It was to protect the floor
if you ever feel useless, remember someone made a protective cover for Nokia 3310
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they’re calling it the longest four-day work week of all time
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