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Television writer. Stand-Up comedian. Former Kanye apologist.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2010
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We are so back! Pull up to The @LyricHyperion for "A Dope Comedy Show Presents Halloween is Hilarious" This lineup is insane. Thursday Oct. 29th Doors at 9:30. Show at 10. Link below: eventbrite.com/e/a-dope-come…
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Never agreed with this before, but the Clippers got the karma of somebody that God don't like.
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Yessir!!! 🐻⬇️
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I ran three miles today. Actually I ran two miles and then walked one this morning. I was lapped several times by younger ppl. They were actually very mean by how fast they were running when they passed me because I know for a fact they weren’t that speed the entire time.
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Not only did the #Bears beat both participants in the Super Bowl in back to back weeks. The led from WIRE TO WIRE and NEVER trailed in either. Take notice, #NFL
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MAN MY BEARS LOOK GOOD. I LOVE DIS SHIT
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That’s a win for the “take the points” crowd. And I agree.
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Take the points
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Chicago Bears look DAMN good.
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Halloween is on a Saturday. Citizen App about to go crazy.
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Twitter just told me to get verified like @JamarMalachi
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7 years have already passed since you left Dad. Honestly can’t believe how fast time is flying, and how quickly things are changing. If u were here I’m sure you’d have a lot to say about the world today, and it would be hilarious. I love you, I miss you, and I’ll never forget you. - J.D. 🕊️
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Super Bowl is that you playa!?
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Grab Her Hand hit 7 million on Spotify man 🫶🏿
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We do need another Freddie and Madlib album to fight all the negativity in the world right now.
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It's the Creflo Dollar cameo for me.
⬇️ TODAY IN HIP-HOP ⬇️ 2001: Jermaine Dupri drops “Welcome To Atlanta” featuring Ludacris
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I think people finally get it. Dos been ILL.
2 CHAINZ 🚨 A WEEK IN PARIS. • Interpolates Ye’s ‘Can’t Tell Me Nothing’ • Off his new album ‘Playaz Only Live Once,’ prod. Statik Selektah, out December 4th
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Think about the plus sized Michaels catching hell because people can now call them what they've wanted to call them for years
Man I just thought about all the people named Michael who are now being called “Big Michael Michael”. 😔😔😔
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Working on a new spec script after feeling so uninspired for a long, long, long time. And I must say, this shit is pretty damn good.
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All I see...
The Heat have made enhancements to Dwyane Wade's statue. (via @MiamiHEAT)
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