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Dublin City, Ireland
Joined February 2009
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Folks, Skies are Blue.
Not giving up the account, want to keep my name, but I'm hardly staying here.
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Watched a guy with Down syndrome wearing aviator sunglasses open a bag of Cheetos in the store and start eating them. When his dad tried to stop him, he told him, "Pipe down, asshole."
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Need it clean? Call Okada!
A LEAF BLOWER?! @rainmakerxokada wants NO part of those thumbtacks! :😭💀
Watch #AEWDynamite #BloodandGuts LIVE on TBS & HBO Max!
The “AEW doesn’t do stories” crowd ignoring now that Hanger has dragged two decent guys into his private war, while Swerve doesn’t care, he just wants one over on Hanger
AEW has been on a crazy stride storytelling wise since WrestleDream. Creed first approaching Swerve being reluctant about the Texas Deathmatch only for Bandido to retaliate on Kofi, finally convincing everyone involved to take it there is so good.
I’ve said it time and time again but Austin Creed is currently one of the best characters/talkers in the whole company. Bandido’s presentation here was awesome. Swerve deadass orchestrated this entire scheme, manipulating everyone involved just to get back at Hangman. True supervillain
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BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it?
ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that
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Norm: My wife went into a coma.
Conan: Oh, sorry to hear that.
Norm: And the doctor said to me... he says to me... "There's one way to wake her up, but it's a little unconventional. You go in there and you have oral sex with her."
I said, "By God."
He says, "I've seen it work."
I said, "Well, I'm willing to try."
So I go in there, I'm in there about five minutes, and I come out.
I said, "Doc, she's chokin'."
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4 years ago today, Rick Ross made his AEW debut with this epic quote:
“Accusations... FALSE ACCUSATIONS.” 😂
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We are heartbroken by the passing of our longtime friend Sir Patrick Stewart. 🧡 A passionate advocate for pit bulls, Patrick used his voice to challenge stereotypes and protect animals from cruelty. We are forever grateful for his compassion and friendship.
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RIP Patrick Stewart. What an actor. I still can’t believe he agreed to do this scene. And he didn’t even mind when I ruined every take. Legend.
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They say you should never meet your heroes, but as one of millions who grew up admiring Patrick Stewart, it was a joy to get to know him and discover that his kindness and decency were just as great as his enormous, generational talent. There will not be another like him, and with the sad news of his passing, our thoughts are with his wife Sunny, his family, and his many friends. Our culture is so much richer because of Sir Patrick Stewart’s life and work.
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Commander Will Riker actor Jonathan Frakes pays tribute to his “Star Trek” co-star Patrick Stewart:
“There’s no one on this planet that I have acted with or directed more often than my late great friend Patrick Stewart. He will be with me forever. May he rest in Peace.”
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How are you supposed to just go about your evening after hearing Captain Picard is gone
Muthafucker is acting like Marina is a 2 week rookie they're flinging out there to get fed to Mercedes.
Again, I dont know what you are talking about cause I have not said that. What I criticized was AEW not building up Marina but just throwing her out there to challenge for the title as someone who has not been built up. I am not the only one saying that either.
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