Husband to @mattclarksally. SAHD with 4 girls. He/Him. 🏳️🌈 Obsessed with my kids, Housewives, gin + tonics, running, + pop culture.
Madison, WI
Joined March 2009
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If you're not already, please find me on all the socials — cause I want to connect with you everywhere, pls + thx:
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David Clark-Sally retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
David Clark-Sally retweeted
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re kelly clarkson and molly, a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton who plays an important role in the magic shows at art of play that’s permanently attached to the wall and isn't for sale?
David Clark-Sally retweeted
I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.
David Clark-Sally retweeted
I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.
Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.
David Clark-Sally retweeted
To those asking me if they should watch love island: this shit isn’t for the weak. It’s an hour every day for 6 weeks. It’s a commitment, a marathon, and ur gonna wonder why ur watching this shit but keep at it u will see levels of psychological torture never before seen
Today, this handsome man of mine turns 4️⃣3️⃣. It’s hard to believe that this is the 9th birthday I’ve spent loving him. 🤍 @mattclarksally, I couldn’t be more grateful to call you my husband. Happy birthday, my love. Thank you for this great adventure we’re on together 🎉
David Clark-Sally retweeted
Straight from Traitors to the Super Bowl. Is there ANYTHING Lisa Rinna can’t do? 😍
