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David Sitrick

@davidsitrick

welp.

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2018
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Django Gold@djangoNov 4
the breathalyzer in Pete Hegseth’s car rn
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It's time I come clean about this: I'm shaq
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As a Cubs fan the single funniest thing you can do today is find a brewers fan and go “hey, glad you guys finally got one. Welcome to the club ❤️”. Guaranteed to drive them insane.
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Liam Gallagher continues to be the only good rock star
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@liamgallagher you fuckin rule dude
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"In the age of LLMs test driven development has become so important. Code is coming in at a pace that humans can't fully review so you need to make sure your tests are rock solid and that'll guarantee code quality." Oh cool, so you're tests are human reviewed then? "No ❤️"
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Lindsey Graham has died dealing a powerful blow to the “having the vapors” community
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My wife after I keep letting people trying on my ring to see if they feel more connected to her: “Stop treating your wedding ring like it’s the one ring from LotR!” Me: “But it’s my precious! Based on the novel PUSH by Sapphire!”
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Got married, nobody can tell me shit
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Anders J Lee@andersleehereApr 30
"It's undignified for a 34 year old in NYC to make 35k a year" is a pretty popular sentiment among the my ex-girlfriend community.
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Fox News (@FoxNews) profile pictureFox News
@FoxNewsApr 7
🚨 BREAKING: Trump warns 'whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again' if Iran doesn't agree to deal to end war
Trump Truth Social post warning Iran ahead of 8pm ET deadline.

ALT Trump Truth Social post warning Iran ahead of 8pm ET deadline.

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Rooting for a professional sports team is an exercise in picking your favorite robber baron and the idea of finding superiority in choosing any of them is the same as preening because you eat crunchwraps instead of mcdoubles
Ross Barkan (@RossBarkan) profile pictureRoss Barkan@RossBarkanMar 28
Walk the streets of Greenpoint, Williamsburg, Bushwick, Ridgewood, Bed-Stuy, Crown Heights, Prospect Heights. Find a baseball fan who moved to NYC as an adult. Vast majority are Mets fans.
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Really glad I don’t know anyone like this in real life, every sensible human should want to see bad umpires humbled
Unbiased Mets Fan (@TheMetsX) profile pictureUnbiased Mets Fan
@TheMetsXMar 29
Replying to @JeffPassan
If you’re a fan of this, there’s genuinely no argument against just fully automating the strike zone
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ABS is finally realizing every umpire’s dream of people tuning in to watch them and it’s a devastating nightmare for all of them. What a monkey’s paw wish come true.
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lol Headquarters. Kamala’s about to announce her new running mate Scott Rogowski
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There is a daily battle for "most prescient piece of media in my lifetime" between Children of Men and Infinite Jest
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@unusual_whalesJan 29
BREAKING: The Trump administration has held covert meetings with separatists in Alberta, Canada, per FT
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Don't ask me to explain it but somehow Catherine O'Hara dying is Kill Tony's fault
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Jacob Frey is a fucking worm who doesn’t believe in anything and Tim Walz would rather call the national guard on protestors than take action. Both men should be marched through the streets so people can throw fucking tomatoes at them
Adam Johnson (@adamjohnsonCHI) profile pictureAdam Johnson@adamjohnsonCHIJan 23
Noteworthy that neither the mayor of Minneapolis nor the governor of Minnesota threw their support behind this action prior to today. Dem leadership in the state just sat around and watched this unfolded then some, like Mayor Frey rushed to join the photo-ops once it was underway
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This has gotta end in some Nuremberg kind of thing.
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If you wanna know how things in Minneapolis are going, the suit clad banker who manages my retirement account opened our talk today by showing me his ICE whistle and going “yanno we gotta do somethin cause the last time nobody did anythin and yanno six million people died”
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