David Townsend

the sound of someone administering hand sanitizer has always been distinctly recognizable. now it’s inescapable. coronavirASMR

i’m adept at convincing my Apple Watch i have stood, when in fact i have not #TransferableSkills

super thankful for the @andpizza at @Reagan_Airport because it means I can get my Moonstruck fix at 6am

there is great power in giving away great power

there is so much beauty in this world that’s missed because it’s covered in a little dirt, and all we choose to see is the dirt.

why are sprinkles not called sugar rice?

*turbulence* Marshall: “it’s like we’re hitting potholes in the sky”

I sneezed my headphones out of my ears today.. I didn’t know you could do that

my favorite thing about flying is that you get to spend an incredible amount of time in uncomfortably close proximity with complete strangers

honestly just impressed with the confidence my orgo professor has to ask questions that create the most uncomfortable silences I have ever experienced in my life

my organic chemistry professor just got on a tangent straight up roasting people who are scared of ingredients they can’t pronounce on food labels this is such a personal plot twist, but I think I have a new favorite professor whowouldathunk

*fixing my resume* *Professional Certifications* “Making irrelevant references only I understand” hire me please thanks

the construction dude on campus was watching fixer upper in the lounge today so I guess this is a research campus now

felt great leaving my chem exam today which probably means I got at least 1 or 2 points this time

my professor has these dress pants that honestly look more like pajamas, and I’m honestly a big fan

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again @UDcanr is by far the best college at @UDelaware. Thanks for the free finals week food

got gleeked on by a stranger today. catch me in the emergency shower

let’s get real. if you only single knot your shoelaces, we can’t be friends. there’s just no way you can trust someone with that kind of reckless disregard for stability in their life