Bugsy

Mass Effect 5 was announced SIX FUCKING YEARS AGO, and it was STILL in early development. They were planning to spend an entire decade making this fucking game because they've gotten away with it before. They learned absolutely nothing because there's been no consequence for their incompetence. Good fucking riddance.

Genuinely feel bad for this guy because he makes a pretty good Wolverine. They just neutered him.

These QTEs are designed for people who can't distinguish left from right and just mash buttons in a panic the second the "timed" prompt comes up. But games are not being dumbed down.... yeah, right.

I don't know who they hired to do the marketing for this game but they need to fire them yesterday.

I'm so damn tired of seeing the same fucking faces in games these days. They're not movies. Why do I have to look at the voice actor every time I play a fucking game? Why does every character need to look like some Hollywood actor got scanned into the game? I want to see the damn character. Make their face from scratch, goddammit. Put some work into it.

So you're telling me the reason your game sucks, holds my hand from minute one and doesn't let go until the credits, has characters explaining every fucking thing to me like I'm legally blind, and basically plays itself is because you made it for John, 47, mechanic, who plays games exclusively on weekends, and if he has to choose between your new shiny game and Madden, he's picking Madden every fucking time. Maybe if you made games for people who actually play games, we wouldn't be sitting here wondering what the fuck is even going to compete for Game of the Year most years. Because when an entire year produces maybe two or three games actually worthy of the title, perhaps the problem isn't that gamers are too demanding. Maybe you're just making games for the wrong audience.