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Make it blend in, make it stand out, make it yours.
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Currently found a stream up and running good! Retweet for the link #MayweathervMcgregor
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RETWEET AND FOLLOW ME IF YOU NEED THE LINK TO THE LIVESTREAM #MayweathervMcgregor
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"Turn the volume up" and "turn the volume down" can both make you sound old. #Showerthoughts redd.it/61roud
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"Taking candy from a baby" would actually be a responsible thing to do. #Showerthoughts redd.it/61twka
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I will never be so old that I stop doing the Jedi hand wave as I walk through automatic doors #Showerthoughts redd.it/61w0rw
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If you don't drink alcohol because you have recovered from alcoholism you're admired, but if you don't drink and never have, you're weird.
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I don't want to be super rich, just rich enough to not have to check my bank account before buying a carton of milk. redd.it/5jm8pq
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I wish Facebook had a "People You Should Delete" section instead of "People You May Know" so I could conveniently clean up my friends list.
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When Math teachers used to tell us "you won't always have a calculator with you" they couldn't have been more wrong. redd.it/51whqn
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It is difficult to win an argument with an intelligent person, but it is impossible to win an argument with a very stupid person.
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Facebook's list of "suggested friends" is quite literally a list of people I've been avoiding my entire life. redd.it/50qn2b
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Not once in my life have I stepped into somebody's house and thought, "I sure hope I get an apology for 'the mess'." redd.it/50h0cq
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I guess today is officially the day that Charlie is in charge of Wonka. #Showerthoughts redd.it/50a091
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Right before I die I want someone to stuff my stomach with a bag of popcorn kernels just to make the cremation a bit more interesting.
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I can gather spit in my mouth and swallow it with no issue but the thought of spitting into a cup and swallowing it after is disgusting.
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Never once have I sent an email from my iPhone and thought, "I should tell this person that I sent this from my iPhone." #Showerthoughts
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It's perfectly acceptable to intentionally blow up your gear so you get new stuff. #GetTheGoodStuff
