@dbaltman

The Man. The Myth. The Tall Goofy Guy With a Bad Beard. (Probably) not America's next ninja warrior. Contributing Editor - The Internet

 Indianapolis, IN
Joined June 2008
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That Portugal match was also fun because it was in the middle of the night so if you were up and watching it live, you were sleep-deprived, a little delirious and it felt like your brain was melting when we went up 3-0.
Adam Wren
@adamwrenJun 13
That was fun, unexpected and good. But USMNT emerging 3-2 over Portugal’s Luís Figo, Rui Costa, and Pauleta in 2002 still the superior win.
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Carl Lewis in The Long Jump at the ‘94 World Championships. He finally jumped past Bob Beamon’s impossible jump (wind aided, but still) that nobody thought would ever be matched. Then Mike Powell shows up out of nowhere, and sets the world record himself. @dpshow @PaulPabst
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. @dpshow Dan’s monologue right now is you Emmy real.
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Tennessee fans are the 25 second mark of this link when they see this.
Brian Neubert — GoldandBlack.com
@brianneubertMar 15
They really might be destined to do this forever.
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1) Boogie 2) Ivey 3) Edey 4) Braden 5) Vince?
Gabi@GameDayGabiMar 13
Who has been your all time favorite player to watch in the last decade for Purdue?
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So, we moved to a new house, which is great, but is old & parts of it weren’t built with someone who is 6’3” in mind. With that in mind, I figured I’d make fun of myself by tweeting the time each day that I first hit my head on a door frame, A/C duct work, etc. Today: 5:49 pm.
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1:04 pm. I apparently hit another growth spurt at 46…
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10:28 am. Same overhead light as Sunday…
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Aces at 6, 12 and 16 at Augusta while carrying your own bag?
Kyle Porter
@KylePorterNS18 Oct 2025
Seriously though, what even would be the golf equivalent of what Shohei did last night?
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No question, but. Comment. You kick ass. Keep being you.
Shea Serrano
@SheaSerrano13 Sep 2025
we’re on a car ride and i have some time so if you have some Qs i’ll try and give you some As
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Mitch? Four letters?
Adam Wren
@adamwren6 Jun 2025
Little known part of Indiana Code: Indiana is not allowed to have a cycle go by without a politician with a four-letter first name weighing a run for president. Dick, Evan, Mitch, Mike, Pete, Mike, Mike
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Carrying that cooler in those shoes? Not all heroes wear capes. Also, prayers up for when she realizes how far the Monon in Broad Ripple is from the track.
Kip Tew@kiptew25 May 2025
7:30 am, the Monon in Broad Ripple. Her ride was running late so she decided to “hoof it”. #Indy500
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I’m sure there are business reasons or whatnot, but damn if it wouldn’t be cool if @YouTubeTV had a multi-view featuring the NFL draft & the NBA & NHL right now. I’m only seeing one with NBA & NHL. @awfulannouncing
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Adam Wren
@adamwren3 Apr 2025
Tornado Warning in Carmel. My cue to go out on the porch.
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Three things: 1) Love this scene. 2) Why on earth would a president ever go to Unionville? 3) Even before Indian made the DST switch, weren’t Unionville & Dearborn County on the same time zone?
Adam Wren
@adamwren9 Mar 2025
When West Wing writers wanted a setting for the episode “20 Hours in America,” they chose Indiana.
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