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If beans are the musical fruit, then cauliflower is the quiet kid with no obvious ambitions and a strange odor.
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July 4, 1776: the day that we “unfollowed” King George. #waytoointotwitter
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An employee w/ pink hair just told me they don't sell exploding golf balls bc they are a "store for serious golfers." Pink hair...