@dcsteve5
 Washington, DC
instagram.com/skurtzke1
Joined April 2008
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Tweets from 1998:
BritBrat
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McDonald’s x Pokemon toys appear to be mini happy meal buckets, you will get these in addition to 2-card packs.
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Ntm on her !
Aldo Rendon Updates@grossellaaa16h
Ya vamos para 4 superbowls consecutivos en donde el halftime show lo da un hombre, donde quedaron LAS popstars?
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The Jay-Z Halftime Show…
Pop Base
@PopBase16h
Poster for Jay-Z’s Super Bowl halftime show.
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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“Releasing January 6 on FOX.” Oh I’m sure it is
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 26
New look at the ‘BAYWATCH’ reboot, starring Stephen Amell, Livvy Dunne and Noah Beck. Releasing January 6 on FOX.
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Hear ye hear ye ass jail sentencing
Sky News
@SkyNewsOct 26
BREAKING: Chris Brown has been sentenced to eight months in prison, suspended for 12 months, therefore avoiding jail time. Brown pleaded guilty to affray over a confrontation at a London nightclub in 2023. trib.al/FfaizNt 📺 Sky 501
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I’ve followed Ralph for like 10 years and he’s like the furthest thing from a conservative. It’s completely fair to have called out the things he did in the context of an honest review.
*CR* - in mourning for BioWare@CorbynRedOct 25
I'm sorry, no. I can't do this. Ralph (Skill Up) did a lot of damage with his review of Dragon Age: The Veilguard (whether he meant to, or not) and I'm still bitter about it.
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Elsie@Meelsie143Oct 26
this kills me because it’s not even a slight exaggeration
Kazuya Mishima@IronFistKing_Oct 24
cyberpunk 2077 soundtrack for a gang of literal nobodies that operate out of a studio apartment that you only fight in a single side job
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Melly@MocaIsSoLocaOct 25
he clearly never heard this song
The Spectator Index
@spectatorindexOct 25
BREAKING: President Trump says that Norway 'sucks' and is a 'shithouse country'
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🔮@TimelyHimekoSPOct 26
Watching Brazil defeat the devil while Trump gives speeches about Nicki Minaj’s ass at his rallies
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Alex@adrianasmojitoOct 26
The best housewife ever, Adriana de Moura
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@buffysOct 26
name one thing this country gave to the world 🇧🇷
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brazil counting 120 million votes in 4 hours meanwhile it's gonna take 3 weeks to count all 50 votes in alaska
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mwp@midwestprincsssOct 26
being an american watching brazil win against fascism
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CMON BRAZIL 🇧🇷
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2000s
@PopCulture2000sOct 11
i’m not brazilian, but if i were, i would’ve voted for Lula. that’s it.
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Always warms me heart getting this even if it’s automated now ☠️
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Mark@mrkphllps1Oct 25
Jesus on Easter Sunday #BBUK
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Kind of situation you walk into at the U Street McDonalds at 3 am
Cinesthesia@cinesthesianOct 23
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992) Francis Ford Coppola
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been taking a look at Brasilian twitter lately and i’m on yall side , fuck Bolsonaro
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GTA 6 will save me
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