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San Diego, CA
Joined February 2013
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i think i’m going to start tweeting again but im pretty sure the part of my brain that used to develop tweets has been demolished so we shall see folks anyways hello all
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when dua lipa says “ooh” in illusion all i hear is millie bobby brown saying “ooh” in that video where she’s singing imagine
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why is it not called RODEO rip
The first two acts of Beyoncé’s three-act project: Act I: RENAISSANCE Act II: COWBOY CARTER
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just realized how pale i truly am right now whilst at the gym
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this sentence is enough to cause the rapture
Duolingo gets a BBL from Dr. Miami in new TikTok.
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some of these titles…….
Taylor Swift has just revealed the tracklist for her freshly-announced album, “The Tortured Poets Department,” out April 19: Side A Fortnight (feat. Post Malone) The Tortured Poets Department My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys Down Bad Side B So Long, London But Daddy I Love Him Fresh Out the Slammer Florida!!! (Florence + the Machine) Side C Guilty as Sin? Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) loml Side D I Can Do It With a Broken Heart The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived The Alchemy Clara Bow Bonus Track: The Manuscript bit.ly/3wcQylw
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#GagCity does not condone “bullying”. this a long ass tweet so idc if you “ain’t reading all dat” 😕😞🥴 Below is the kind of tweet “they” hate 👇🤭 #PinkFriday2 = PLATINUM SuperFreakyGirl = TRIPLE PLATINUM RED RUBY DA SLEEZE = PLATINUM FTCU = GOLD LTISY = GOLD #Everybody ft Lil Uzi = GOLD. #PinkFriday2 Tour = already added double & triple shows in MANY cities/countries due to SOOOOOOOO many SOLD OUT shows already 🎀 ANNOUNCING more countries w|in the next week. It’s the highest grossing tour of my career & I haven’t even gone out on my first show yet Longest running #1 female rap album in APPLE MUSIC HISTORY (36 days) 😆 Went #1 on APPLE MUSIC in more countries than any other FEMALE RAP ALBUM in history Broke the SPOTIFY record for any female rap album in HISTORY Reached a billion streams faster than any female rap album in SPOTIFY HISTORY. Highest selling female rap album of 2023 even tho it was released w|3 weeks left in the calendar year 🙂 SFG DEBUTED @ #1 on the HOT 100. That broke a 25 year record previously held by QUEEN Miss Lauryn Hill & had no video @ release 🫶🏽 if your last 5-10 releases flopped… If The internet checks don’t clear outside in real life. If all the paid blogs & paid tweets = flop after flop after FLOP album… Did y’all run up that “Barbie World” song they tried? 🥴It’s bubbling under this week. Video & all and didn’t crack the HOT 100. It’s a BUB. They losing so much money with BF…ain’t generate not one penny of a profit yet & claim she went to college but can’t read her contract …? Another manipulation so she can kick ppl to the curb after they helped her. Did y’all run up her color purple song? Nope. Huge vmas performance [big video] = flop. Every album she’s ever released= flopped. Paid media all the time. Fraudulent awards = flopped. Horrible ACTOR that can’t cry on cue 😅🤣🤥 don’t try to act bookie it’s a chop. Pathological & manipulative liar. Using ghost writers & still SUCK. So it’s not me, y’all. I would never. I’m a classy lil rich lady. Immigrant to a BOSS. the American Dream… Its…well it’s just that… *whispers* y’all, it’s just that #Roman seems to be in one of those “moods” now 😳 🇯🇲Yea..so anuh “Nicki” dat! don’t call up mi name dutty drancro. 😝🤣 🇹🇹 Is dotish allyuh dotish awah bii? Doh come and play allyuh using sympatea card & all dah nonsense now innoh? Allyuh know ROMAN doh give ah flyin FUK. 🇹🇹🤪orrrrr maybe they forgot …. Hmmm *thinks* 🇹🇹🇯🇲🇬🇾🇧🇧🇧🇸🇧🇱🇹🇨 🇭🇹🇳🇬🇬🇭🇿🇦🇮🇩🇧🇩🇸🇴🇲🇼🇬🇧🇦🇺🇮🇹🇪🇸🇧🇷🇵🇭🇩🇴🇵🇷🇨🇴🇲🇽🇯🇵🇨🇳🇻🇳🇭🇳 🇨🇦 P.S. *Barbie Voice* the PinkFriday2 fragrance continues to sell out 🙏 & the pink Friday nails are coming real soon. 💅🏽PinkFridayNails.com sign up No more updates for GC residents tho. I love you. Barbz post yall streaming receipts. That is it & honey that is all until further notice. My TOP 5 off PF2 today: ARE YOU GONE ALREADY BARBIE DANGEROUS FTCU EVERYBODY FT LIL UZI COWGIRL FT. LOURDIZ PINK FRIDAY GIRLS FALLIN 4 U NEEDLE FT. DRAKE LMCD FT. J COLE PRESS PLAY FT. FUTURE FORWARD FROM TRINI FT SKILLIBENG & SKENG. WHATS YOURS????? for the rest of the day & night keep #Roman & #PinkFriday2 in your tweets. I watched what Roman did last night can’t lie that jawn was funny AF 😭
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this tweet would send a founding father into cardiac arrest – at Boise, ID
I’ve been a @BravoTV gay since the original OC housewives franchise. Honored to be the first member of congress to quote a housewife in the congressional record.
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did anyone else watch brooke knows best growing up or are you straight – at Great Stukeley, England
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concerningly hammered after 1 martini whilst at the airport – at Atlanta, GA
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forever this scene from veep teapawt.net/jacobmemoirs/status/17…
what is your favourite line delivery?
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the rise and fall of gag city will be studied by historians
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the auto stop button and i have beef because i have to turn it off every single time i turn on my car i don’t trust it idk
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sorry i crashed into you i was on twitter trying to see if taylor swift announced reputation tv because im in a global cult
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what do you mean december 1st is next friday teapawt.net/marianisays/status/133…
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pov i just opened safari on my flight and this was the first thing i see bc i forgot i took this quiz last night
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does anybody have the video of ramona singer saying wow bethany wow repeatedly i need it stat pls
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forgot headphones at the gym so i just played the waiting all day for sunday night theme song in my head over and over until i finished my workout
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where can i buy a 12oz canned diet coke in the phoenix sky harbor international airport it’s an emergency
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