it took a solid 3 minutes to get my cat to let go of my shirt so the vet could take her back to do bloodwork before they spay her. the vet said “i almost feel like a monster taking her away”
at least my cat feels safe with me? 😅
hey i guess i could tell x or twitter or whatever when i’m live (which is rn)
twitch.tv/deadling_
our druid just turned into an acid frog and tongue punched a cloaker’s fart box from the inside
anyway y’all should try dnd sometime
the entire four days i’ve spent on this cruise ship has just been me trying to figure out if this guy is bautista or not bc even his tattoos are in the same places
i fear i will never know the answer
i reinstalled this app to humbly request that @larianstudios gives me a romancable minsc at their earliest convenience. they are creating art and i would like to appreciate every piece of it thank u
being my step dad’s home health aide i go to his doctor’s appointments with him regularly, and it’s wild to me how inaccessible exam rooms in doctor’s offices are if you’re in a wheelchair.
he almost always bumps into chairs or has issues getting through the narrow doorways.
just explained the concept of a “scary dog friend” to my mom
she said “i need one of those but i guess i’ll settle for a scary daughter”
DM: this character is done, he’s served his usefulness and i had to make him up to get you guys out of a prison that you WERENT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN
party: NO WE LOVE HIM AND YOU GAVE HIM A NAME
DM: fine. roll persuasion
me: nat 20. fuck you.
our druid now has 2 characters
if my ranger rolls a shitty stealth check just for our fucking goliath barbarian to get a nat 20 on his i am going to EAT MY DICE
“i wanna ride a shield like a skateboard down the stairs if helm’s deep while firing arrows at the orcs”
“roll with disadvantage”
“two nat 20s”
“GOD DAMMIT LEGOLAS”
my sister told our cat to shut up and then we both started singing songs with the phrase “shut up”
her: shut up by simple plan
me: right now by korn
i feel this is an accurate representation of our personalities
sometimes i think back on when @jaredparisss was my roommate and all i really remember aside from it being massively chill was that when he was half asleep and had to get out of bed he would haphazardly stomp around like a damn t-101
and honestly?? not mad at it.
v entertaining
i just caught @jaredparisss posted up in the closet of our workplace with the lights off.
he was trying to relax for the rest of his lunch.
it’s giving wise, mysterious janitor vibes
after 14 long years of on and off chronic pain (spasms would happen every few months at first when i was 14, then slowly happen more frequently as i got older), i have gotten to a point where i am in a lot of pain every single day. i can’t sit, stand, walk, lift things, bend,-
