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michael cleaver

@deadtownnothing

Ryan Gosling as Ken in the Barbie movie playing Push by Matchbox Twenty

Joined November 2010
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Drake and I have a lot in common: We can't dance We can't let go of our exes We really like strip clubs We could be BFFs tbh
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Mountain Dew®
@MountainDewJun 21
Shoutout to all the divorced dads
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I hate the motherfucking human race
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@TPAIN8 Aug 2024
I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming
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The Brohioan
@TheBrohioan8 Jun 2024
Yeah I've seen enough. The Vikings are winning the Super Bowl.
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So @timxmacdonald is so terrible that everyone says “hi where’s @Mork_316”
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Mike@StrengthOfFates21 May 2024
I would pay big money to experience The Rival Mob one more time
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@AB848 Apr 2024
Fuck da glasses Im staring right at it #CTESPN
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@AB8415 Mar 2024
Starting a shift at Primanti Bros #CTESPN
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AB
@AB8412 Feb 2024
It feels like the Lions would be up 35-10 right now #CTESPNReport @CtespnN
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This pussy depressed
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@AB8426 Dec 2023
You think I told my son a fat cracker slid in chimney for him to get gifts Yea fucking Rt You daddy got this shit for you Champ
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soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs
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@KDTrey517 Jan 2011
Scarlett johanneson I will drink ur bath water...#random
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Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!
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Happy thanksgiving from me and this super punk car in the parking lot of a Kroger.
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