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Matt DeCaro

@decaromatt

I got a 90% on Rotten Tomatoes so yea I'm pretty legit

Joined December 2011
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Everyone thinks they have the BEST taste in music. That being said, I have the best taste in music
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When I get married my best man will be decided via a Royal Rumble.
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BREAKING: @Giants rumored to be hiring Mink Partindale as their next Defensive Coordinator #nyg #giants #nfl
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I feel like twitter had so much name recognition this name change is just weird. The fact that I can “Tweet” on X doesn’t make any sense now.
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“We gotta stop dissing the Nazis all the time” Brah 🤦‍♂️
Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social) (@KyleKulinski) profile pictureSecular Talk ([email protected])
@KyleKulinski2 Dec 2022
Every time I refresh Twitter there’s a brand new clip of Kanye being like ‘HITLER WAS THE GOAT!! 😆😂😜’. He managed to praise the Nazis like 14 times in one interview teapawt.net/manipulatorlady/status…
What a steal
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@FatKidDeals4 Nov 2022
Commercial Soft Ice Cream Machine with 3 Flavors just $1,252.99, retail $1,799!! fkd.sale/?l=https://amzn.to/…
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I was wondering why he said that 😅
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReport9 Sep 2022
Buffalo WR Isaiah McKenzie did a gender reveal for his sister after scoring a TD 💙🏈 @BRGridiron (via @BuffaloBills) teapawt.net/BleacherReport/status/…
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Down bad rn in fantasy #fantasyfootball Cam Akers whyyyyyyy #BillsMafia #RamsHouse #rams
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That feeling of superiority when you cut a long drive through line by simply entering the store
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I’m 26 but still say “To get her” when I spell together
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The dress sock industry really taking a hit in a post pandemic world.
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5 & proud
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And rock rock rock they did
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You know you are getting lame when you start scrolling LinkedIn like it’s facebook. Need to ride a dirt bike to balance this out.
If you guessed I had Dino Nuggets for lunch, you’d be correct
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and SINGING fine as ever 😇
JDM (@Joshua__DM) profile pictureJDM@Joshua__DM23 Feb 2022
Alicia Keys is 41 and still looking as fine as ever #DONDA2
I’m on team Kanye
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There ain’t no party like a Nick Cannon party because a Nick Cannon party don’t stop
This is a super fun halftime show
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