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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined March 2013
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Wtf a car just drove past my house.
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this no lie in my personal top 10 videos of all time
How it feels to wake up in America today
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frankie thinking he was safe just to get booted after omar #BBUK
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getting excited abt the blue wave in america rn and then i remember the orange elephant in the room over here in australia
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yo i'm crying man this is the best time to be on twitter
Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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you’ll never guess what happens at elections in australia
instead of a sticker you should get a hot dog when you vote
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in 2007 boy george handcuffed a sex worker to a wall and beat him with a chain. the man, named audun carlson, eventually broke free and ran into the street naked crying for help. he’s said he was in therapy for eight years and still won’t meet new people bc he gets too anxious
Welcome @BoyGeorge a dear friend of Israel 🇮🇱
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declan retweeted
this is-
Just found out that Nicki Minaj n her husband have to turn the lights off after 5 pm bc there’s a law where registered sex offenders homes have to do that on Halloween KDHSKSYWOSHSH
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declan retweeted
alyssaugh...
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Saying you’re from scotty road to the queen of New York like that’s supposed to be impressive #bbuk
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Everyone Vote Rihanna out of the Big brother house she’s not Jepic #Bbuk itv.com/vote/bb
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declan retweeted
He smart asf he knew gracie abrams was coming
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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declan retweeted
it’s 2026 and he’s still doing this
him dancing with a bride when the lights are on but a man when they’re off i’m going to need a fucking minute
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So nice to see that they have brought back George Gilbert from last year for this task! #bbuk #BigBrotherUK
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Thought Lynx was about to come out when he just thinks he’s fat #BBUK
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omar and rihanna is a relationship that belongs in a year 8 set 4 maths class #bbuk
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this is just melbourne
i wanna move to nyc one day but i genuinely can’t deal with this
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