djbman

Facts about my grandma: She was born in 1922, the same year her sorority was founded (SGRho). She loves to sing. Only been behind the wheel of a car once. Loves doing crossword puzzles to keep her mind sharp. Yesterday she made 98 and her sorors surprised her with this

Was out in costume and walked right past @LilTeezo_ and her entourage. All imma say is I better be the dj at the wedding.

Sooo which one of y’all are going to dress up like David Banner for halloween and skip all night?

In 2026 y’all have the dap videos. In 2001, we had pic ratings on blackplanet.

I really dislike that social media pays people for the attention they get. This click-bait era is horrible. In my Dave Chapelle voice: “they shoulda neva gave y’all …… money.”

I get off of here for a week and come back to debates about high school reunion picnics and whatnot….

Going to sleep and waking up with jazz playing is something I used to do as a teen. So happy I found my way back to it.

My view from the Q... In the cut away from the crowd.

I saw a lot of downed trees in my neighborhood so I took my saw out and went to work.

I see a lot of posts about @uhaul’s pricing. Let’s break it down. Yes a uhaul van is 19.95 but when you add insurance (Chicago it’s 30 a day) and if you do 10 miles, that can range from 1.09 to 1.49 a mile (weekend rate). Add tax, you’re at $70 for a day rental with 10 miles.

Went to my neighborhood @uhaul dealer and they told me i’ve spent well over $50k on van rentals since 2020. I wish they had frequent rental discounts. I’m still mad that mileage jumped from 0.99 a mile to 1.49 on weekends.

I did so much fast forwarding in Episode 7 of Stranger Things… Season 5 has been interesting.

The bears finally seen @DeenoThaGreat’s tweets over the years and got their s**t together.

Getting paid to make fresh 21’s dance to some of the same music I was dancing to at 21.

Telling the other dj’s to stay tf outta the red on their controllers.

Playing music that other dj’s forgot about that got the crowd “in it.”

Wondering why the dj’s don’t play slow jams anymore.

Watching ppl pay ridiculous amounts of money for bottles that cost no more than $40 at the liquor store.

Controlling all the sound in there from my phone.

Dj’ing better than the popular dj’s in their 20’s.

The way @TPAIN’s show music flows into each other is next level. Like as a dj for 32 years even I said “damn, why I didn’t think of that?”