The glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.
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My newest cartoon addresses the phenomenon of dumb poor people who complain about the economy while giving their meager cash resources to convicted felon & rapist Donald Trump.
See the comments for a link to the associated article.
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Republicans: Oh, Trump is Hitler? You think everyone is Hitler
JD Vance: I think Trump is Hitler
Trump: I love Hitler
Tim Pool Pleased To Announce His Anime Waifu Body Pillow Is Pregnant With Earwigs
McDonald's Criticized For Controversial New "Hamrapist" Character
ALT The controversial new "Hamrapist" character debuted at select McDonald's restaurant locations on Sunday, October 20th, alongside his signature catchphrases, "grab 'em by the two all beef patties, special sauce, pickles, lettuce on a sesame seed bun," "I'm lovin' it even if she doesn't," and "rapel, rapel!"
You'd think they would've learned after what happened the last time they tried something similar.
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Hezbollah drone hits Netanyahu’s house. My report on @axios
axios.com/2024/10/19/netanya…
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The best part of Joker: Folie à Deux was when he said "it's Folie à Deuxin' time" and then he Folie à Deuxed all over those guys.
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A video listing names of Palestinians killed in Gaza is 59 minutes long. It takes over a minute to get through “0 years old.”
This is genocide.
The next film in the Alien franchise should be a romantic comedy.
Alien vs. Predator, except the Alien is a high-powered business executive who needs a better work/life balance & the Predator is a down-on-her-luck housekeeper with dreams of running an interior decorating agency.
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Wow. On the record source, not anonymous, from a former official who directly interacted with Trump on this specific issue.
NEW: Two former Trump White House officials told me they had to show voter data to Trump to get him to release disaster funding to CA wildfire victims. He released it after learning that he had as many GOP supporters in Orange Co. as he did in Iowa. eenews.net/articles/helene-i…
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Students at Harvard who gathered in a library for a silent “study-in” where they simply wore keffiyehs and taped signs to their laptops were surveilled by faculty/security and banned from accessing the library by library admin.
Smells like a lawsuit.
BREAKING: Harvard temporarily bans 11 students from a library in response to @HarvardOOP ‘s study-in for Lebanon.
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Yes, Middle Eastern politics are very complicated.
However, they do become much simpler if you take it as a premise that children of all races are equally valuable.
This doesn't work in Cheney's case because nobody likes that mfing war criminal.
Celebrations when that rotten bastard finally drops dead are gonna be MASSIVE and LIT.
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"J.D., your 23andMe just came in! It says you're directly descended from John Wayne—"
"Wow, John Wayne! That's incredible! And it'll appeal to a lot of Republican voters!"
"You didn't let me finish! I was about to say, 'John Wayne Gacy.'"
#VicePresidentialDebate #PogoJr
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"Laid his hand on a tailpipe, sustaining minor second degree burns" is code for "furious masturbating."
Mark Robinson sustained 2nd degree burn to his hand.
Robinson told supporters that he laid his hand on a hot tailpipe when getting out of a vehicle at a truck show on Friday.
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