Shower Thoughts

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Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself). Read more in the comments.

The last ever thought for a hell of a lot of people will just be a single swear word

Quantum describes matter at the smallest subatomic scales. A "quantum leap forward" should really mean the smallest and most insignificant advance possible.

Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself). Read more in the comments.

Tattoos in the Harry Potter universe can move and be animated

Dr house must be forever constipated from all the codeine he takes. That explains why he's always so grumpy.

As stupid as you might think fashion is getting, we still haven’t seen someone with unibrow shave everything but the connecting middle

Reddit Is Killing Third-Party Applications (And Itself). Read more in the comments.

There's no such thing as scarcity when speaking about digitally created and distributed assets.

Reddit Is Killing Third-Party Applications (And Itself)

Having the same breakfast every day is considered normal. Having the same dinner every night is considered bizarre.

Judges, with their wigs and hammer, being referred to as 'Justice' and addressed by 'Your Honor' are cosplaying in a period piece and we are going with it like it is perfectly natural.

Someone has counted the highest without skipping a number.

Centaurs have two rib cages…

Red hats, at least in the U.S, have been ruined forever.

Threesomes are going to become more prevalent, not because of sexual desire but because soon it will take three working incomes to afford a house.

So many sites are going to have a content drought during the 48 hour blackout

Camping couldn't exist until humanity invented not-camping.

Everyone is aware step-sibling porn titles are fake but creators still make them

The other side of your skin is wet