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If you are ever wondering if I’d like to see a picture of your dog, the answer is and will always be yes.
A former colleague of mine built votemateus.org that was designed to help with this problem - it allows voters to access & understand their ballots in digestible plain language, compare candidates, etc all with referenced sources included. Free, private, and non-partisan
the one positive thing the michigan elections have brought to me, a new yorker, is folks using arabic pop music in their videos because some of these songs are bangerssss 💃
fun size snickers are bullshit because like 2/3 of them don’t even have peanuts in them bc they’re so small 😤
chaos robot 🤖 retweeted
I never knew there was so much media depicting mfs being thrown out they wheelchairs 😭
told my filipino colleagues a little while ago to get on american twitter right now if they wanted to see how we respond to elections 🤣💀
my man my man my god of mischief mannnnn 🤩
Tom Hiddleston says happiness is overrated and spending your life chasing it can actually make you unhappy
"Happiness is overrated. Meaning is underrated. Happiness is like a sunrise or a sunset. Bear with me"
"You're there. It's lovely. You're present with it. The sun's rising or the sun is setting. It's perfect. After 15 minutes, the moment is over and it's gone. Trying to sustain it is impossible because it's over"
"And a life spent chasing the permanence of that feeling will make you unhappy because you can't hold on to it. The moment you try to hold on to it, it slips through your fingers and is lost"
"Meaning is a structure that only you create in your own life, an architecture with your own particular spiritual fingerprint, whereby if you're going through a hard time, if you're going through challenge, struggle, obstacles, suffering or pain, only you know why you're going through it"
"You might know, this is hard now. I'm doing it for my kids. I'm doing it for my mom. I'm doing it for my future"
"And then it makes enduring the hard times bearable because you know what it means"
"And meaning - this is the take - meaning yields joy. Joy is deeper than happiness"
im from NY so yesterday’s election results don’t impact me dramatically at all but OH MY GOD the timeline is frying me this morning 😂😭💀
