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You know the $8 coffee will be good when you see this
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Millennials who've been working since 16 years old MUST be exhausted.
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JUST IN: John D. Rockefeller IV has passed.
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ginger, cloves, turmeric, black pepper, and cinnamon with sum rum innit... oh and two slices of lemon
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having a constant in an ever changing life 🫀
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virgo, aquarius' love is yours.
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“Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.” — ​Kurt Vonnegut
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“Anakin the Jedi are counting every mail-in ballot twice to protect democracy”
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It’s over, Anakin! We’ve sent your money and children to Zelensky!
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☕️ a classic.
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As the foul-mouthed leader of the Dregs, Jenny is fiercely loyal to her city, her gang and the old (often violent) ways of doing things. #Fable #FableTheGame
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“Ok, yes! The shooter was a sand person! Of course he was! But we can’t let people know about that! It will push sandpeoplephobia through the roof! Try to understand! Is all for the best!”
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“Where are you going?” “To find my mother.” “Your mother’s dead son. She was killed by a Tusken Raider with 38 prior arrests, who was let out on cashless bail, by a woke district attorney.”
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Anakin's mother was tortured to death by sand people. But you're the bad guy for sympathizing with him.
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It almost does not make sense to post anymore because all the comments are just weird ai account spitting illogical stuff. Getting weird out here man.
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tv used to have andrew lincoln and jeffrey dean morgan acting in it every week 😮‍💨
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