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Delayedhobo

@delayedhobo

Big smile on my face, I'm a blessed fool.

 Namibia
Joined January 2017
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CHELSEA WILL WIN THE 2026/7 PREMIER LEAGUE.
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O's SON@_Rrevi_8h
When did Anderson Paak become a top 5 flowa😲 🥶💨
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@Loma_juice23h
Laughing in the middle of sex is wild cus why we bonding like this.
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𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 (@thenayvuiiiton) profile picture
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@thenayvuiiiton9h
Lord please align me with a happy souł who has a high şex drive.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeaux10h
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Zita_Ndi_Chaza@TanakaChaza9h
An adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.
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@CFCWhizzHQQ14h
Throwback to when Estêvão Willian single-handedly handled Barcelona at their own backyard. 👏🏼
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😂😂😂 A proper caribbean.
moses (@est_moses) profile picturemoses@est_moses2h
13 more days until The Odyssey finally drops in HD format
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😭😭😭
Alabi (@the_Lawrenz) profile pictureAlabi
@the_Lawrenz11h
Jesus 😭😭😭
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alina@alinalately14h
People who cheat and lie will always live in terror of being played, because they assume everyone carries the same lack of integrity.
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Tah, Namib Desert.
Muna🎀 (@_Miss_Mukaya_) profile pictureMuna🎀@_Miss_Mukaya_3h
The last time I Kissed was in the first half of the year...Dry times are lasting 💔😭..
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@exclusivaaaaa5h
Cheating reflects your internal turmoil. You lack integrity, you’re incapable of loyalty, your discipline and commitment are weak. If you’ll betray who lays their head next to yours, you’re a liability to everyone. Why would I willingly work or want to be around anyone like that?
🪲₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ (@kemetdoll) profile picture🪲₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧@kemetdollNov 3
Not that I condone cheating but why is it career ending in the US? I find it super weird
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Tashy McTashface@TashP3517h
Guy behind me at the traffic lights, beeping your horn and giving me the wanker sign isn’t going to make me type this tweet any faster.
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@telegram6h
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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Madrid working double time to sponsor poverty.
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There’s a shop at Etango and another one at Maroela mall.
Delayedhobo (@delayedhobo) profile pictureDelayedhobo
@delayedhobo5h
My aunt is a tailor and wants me to buy her a certain fabric from Oshakati. But she doesn't know where, she's just adamant that it has to be in Oshakati. Where do I even begin??
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@bongyluaziey11h
Whoever is driving a Haval parked at Alberton new market mall next to KFC with kids inside,your kids are drinking your Gordon's
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@drewvento23h
Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within
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@CFC_Concierge5h
He was Chels 💔 We lost a fan
Jesus De Miguel (@jesusdemiguel8) profile pictureJesus De Miguel@jesusdemiguel825 Apr 2013
Una duchita y a ver al chelsea
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Greenwood just took a freekick with his right foot??
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Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFC5h
50 #PL goals. 🔥
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