Baaaa. And stuff.
Beautiful South
Joined July 2009
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Sheard sheep retweeted
Quit your job and watch how quickly the world moves on without you. Ten seconds later, your coworkers are discussing the next deadline, your manager is finding your replacement, and HR is processing your exit. Nobody is losing sleep over the years you sacrificed, the weekends you missed or the stress that came home with you. The company will replace you before your chair gets cold. Stop giving your employer the best years of your fucking life. You’re an employee, not a martyr. Go live.
Sheard sheep retweeted
It's heartbreaking when you realize that maybe the safest way to live is alone. You get older, and the hope of finding someone solid, someone to build a real life with, starts to fade. People are too self-absorbed, caught in the streets, hung up on an ex, or trapped in their past. Or worse, you meet someone who drifts into your life, disrupts your peace just enough to keep you hooked, but never fully chooses you - never stays, but never lets you go either…..
Sheard sheep retweeted
the concept of “relaxing with your thoughts” is so funny to me. my thoughts are waving a loaded gun around
Sheard sheep retweeted
I’m interviewing again & I swear doing 4 or 5 interviews for one job is a humiliation ritual.
By round 5 I’m on Zoom telling the founder’s dog why I’m passionate about the mission.
. @MTNza is fucking shit. I got disconnected because I needed to RICA my phone. I did that in Cape Town, and now I've done it again. My number is still blocked nearly a week later.
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My family doesn't know I got retrenched
No one does but you
It's 04h10 here
Going to be a great day
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Sheard sheep retweeted
FROM CHINA WITH LOVE
A GPU TO A KILL
ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET INFERENCE
FOR YOUR AIs ONLY
NEVER SAY SERVER AGAIN
So, @MTNza phoned me to upgrade my contract but had to do a security check first - asked me for my address, so I said I'm not sure which one of these three you guys have on your system because I've phoned them multiple times and each department seems to have ..... 1/2)
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...a differently aged address for me, but I'm not interested in the upgrade anyway. So she RICA barred me and had my number blocked.
Nice work MTN. Went in on Saturday with all proofs and my number is still blocked @MTNza
(2/2 obviously)
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Why does every company in advertising want to hire someone with at least 7 years experience but offer the salary of just-above-intern?
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Sheard sheep retweeted
Jensen Huang getting caught with a suspected Chinese spy is not a national security crisis. It's the greatest liquidity event in market history.
He's running the Lou Pai Enron playbook to perfection. How do you dump billions in $NVDA at the absolute peak of the AI bubble without spooking the tape or triggering an SEC/DOJ insider trading? You get a divorce judge to legally force you to liquidate the position.
Zero regulatory blowback. Generational bag secured. 🏆 Undisputed GOAT.
Regulators hate this one simple trick.
