Purveyor of fine schadenfreude.
Nashville, TN
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Michael Deppisch retweeted
If you are lucky enough to have a creative career, the two phases of employment are: “I am so busy, I am a shell of a human” and “I will never have a job ever again”
Michael Deppisch retweeted
Once I learn how to process my emotions, figure out how to sleep at night, stop eating compulsively, learn to love and find a purpose, then LOOK OUT cause I’m gonna be unstoppable.
Michael Deppisch retweeted
End qualified immunity.
End civil asset forfeiture.
End the drug war.
End overcriminalization.
End no-knock warrants.
End militarization of police.
End mandatory minimums.
Michael Deppisch retweeted
After a tornado barreled through Tennessee on Tuesday, a family emerged to find an airport sign in their backyard. The airport was 20 miles away. cnn.it/32PhtRI
Michael Deppisch retweeted
Five years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.
Michael Deppisch retweeted
I am so sick of this culture where it’s of utmost importance to ascertain whether someone agrees wholeheartedly with every single one of our dogmatically held beliefs before we entertain their thoughts or enjoy their artistic ability. nylon.com/nathan-pyle-anti-a…
Michael Deppisch retweeted
We have Elvish and Dwarven staff. We don’t parade them around to show Middle Earth how diverse our team is, and use that as some kind of evidence of the absence of racism. That’s what Tolkienism is.
Michael Deppisch retweeted
Oh perfect, and right after the warranty expired
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