Derek Nason

Left: me a year ago, coming out a k-hole in a guided ketamine therapy session so I can stop being so mentally ill all the time Right: me now, hot af

Hey friends. I’ll no longer be posting regularly. I’d like to get into the habit of posting something twice/month. In the meantime tho, not scrolling or posting feels amazing. Taker easy🫡

I’m giving myself the gift of a 90% social media break until Oct. 15. I can still be found on BeReal & messaging apps. Everybody try to be nice to each other for a bit.

Nothing in the Basement by Romie Stott is such a wonderful, scary, funny, sad, beautiful book. Get a copy and read it and then stare out the window at the leaves for 45 min.

Wildest part of the 90’s was when you’d overhear a crowd shouting BACK OFF, GET YOUR OWN SANDWICH! then find a small crowd bashing a clearly already dead person w/ shovels. And you just had to keep walking & keep ur mouth shut.

Castor Troy: Peach…I could eat a peach for hours. Me [also on the plane cause it’s a shared charter]: I really like plumcots!

ALWAYS BE CANCELLING your Disney+ subscription.

Rudy and Donald wade through a bright mist, making out a face in the distance. It’s Kevin Greeson, the 01/06 insurrectionist who tased himself in the dick & balls to death. KG: “Welcome to Heaven!” R&D: “This is Heaven?”🤨🤨 KG: “Well is HAS to be! You’re both here!” R&D: 😕😕

*Giuliani’s ambulance pulls up to Cedars-Sinai Landscaping & Lawncare Center*

CHECK MY SHIT

He steps down on the last stair and his right leg folds up to the thigh, cracking a dozen times. “Is this it? Is it happening now?”

Instead of saying ‘Goodbye’ maybe try ‘Remember the Titans’.