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Derpy

@derph00ves

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Joined April 2025
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Aldis salad and chicken and wine tonight?? Or a big sandwich and I make my own bread
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Either way I gotta go to the store but Aldis is cheaper but idk if they’d have the sandwich supplies I’m wanting
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Burning my tongue on brown sugar banana chai oatmeal this morning
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Ily
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Naw I think that was the final straw. I feel relieved because I was rlly wondering how to let that relationship go
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Not for a little while now 😔 just happened recently
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Gotta wait a WHOLE year omg
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What gave it away
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1 does
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just c/s a cheese string in the toilet and then pissed on it
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😭😭
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Right now there is a deal on Walmart+. You search "Thanksgiving feast for 10" and then you add all the items to the cart. It totals $35, then you type in promo code "Double10" and it takes off an additional $10. You get a ton of stuff including a whole turkey and all the sides. Even if you aren't cooking Thanksgiving dinner, this is a lot of food for $25, especially right now! My neighbor did this order twice today and used the code a second time and it worked again! This is a good way to stock the pantry and not spend a fortune! Thanksgiving can be a financial burden for some families. Especially with Christmas right around the corner. It’s great to see Walmart doing something to make Thanksgiving accessible and affordable to more families.
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Bro my pinned tweet got taken down 😭
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Streets are saying No binge November actually starts on Monday the 9th
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I’m gonna put my vape in regular mode instead of pulse so I don’t use it as quickly 😭
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I wanna try beef carpaccio so badly
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Why’d this blow up lol. I’m mad at her because she sent me a super rude message when I canceled plans with her after I directly asked if it would be okay to not go and she confirmed it would be okay for me to not go
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I think my friend forgot I was in her discord server because she’s actively venting about me in there lmfao
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(They’re not close friends and she’s /never/ invited him to hangout it’s always been him or I hosting). Also there was no party he literally just wanted his boyfriend and I to have a chill hangout with him for such a big day
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Yeah I’m sure it sucks to not be invited to plans but the plan in question was playing uno and smoking cigarettes for my friends 21st lmao it’s not the crazy hype fun environment you’re looking for
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