witch

I want to look like these two people if you mushed them into one person and gave them purple hair

If you actually care about stretch marks or cellulite you have to die ngl

I can’t stop fucking sneezing bro

If he doesn’t bring me food In kicking him out my yard asap

Bro icl I want Dubai chocolate

Sailor Mars #cosplaydebut

This shit is probably gonna be the easiest cosplay of my life LOL we have the exact same hair colour too

Decrease your lifespan now!

This burn scar sucks fucking balls bro

Using hairdryer to heat myself up because it’s too cold

Dude

The idea of being taken care of sounds nice but nobody will ever want to do all that for you

Sometimes you just need to accept there will be no one there for you but yourself like that’s it it’s just you and them you also have to accept that you suck at taking care of yourself so it’s just over

Fuck you

Can’t wait for my birthday so I can just get a red velvet cake and eat that shit all by myself