@derroh_

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 Nairobi, Kenya
direct.me/derroh
Joined April 2013
  • Tweets229K
  • Following841
  • Followers8.1K
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All my best tweets should be included somewhere in my eulogy.
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Kimaiyo.
@Kimaiyo23h
Owich😂😂😂😂. Mnaona i was right?
Kimaiyo.
@KimaiyoJun 5
You will find a lady with 5 followers but Osoro, Owich and Ole Teiya will be among the 5 followers.
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If elections were held today who would you vote for?
5%William Ruto
89%Edwin Sifuna
3%Fred Matiang'i
3%Kalonzo Musyoka
27,995 votes • Final results
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Final results are in. Edwin Sifuna tops with 89.1% of the total, and Ruto comes second with 5.4%. Our poll had a very large sample of 27,995 votes. This will go on record, and we'll use it to benchmark all other online polls and investigate online trends over time.
Kenya Data & Stats
@Stats_KenyaOct 26
If elections were held today who would you vote for?
5%William Ruto
89%Edwin Sifuna
3%Fred Matiang'i
3%Kalonzo Musyoka
27,995 votes • Final results
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President William Ruto’s government proposes to increase the Defence budget by Sh42 billion, from Sh252 billion to Sh294 billion, in the 2027/28 financial year ahead of the General Election. The NIS budget is also set to increase by Sh4 billion, from Sh44 billion to Sh48 billion
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Why are you against Ruto's project basi? Umbwa hii
Njeri Thorne
@NjeriBt19h
Sifuna may be Ruto’s project. Just FYI.
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Ulimanage?
Owichezzz🐐
@PiocheBrio24 Feb 2023
Nikawahi date dem wa twitter lazima mmoja wetu ataDeactivate na sio mimi
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Non Dicksclosure Agreement
Hopemidah@hopemidah18h
Venye kunaenda,,nitadraft NDA. If you're ever involved with me, you carry it to your grave.
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Eash event registration is approximately Ksh 2500. 8 medals = 20,000/-
The Only Joe
@MjengoKE22h
How many medals have you collected since you started running? I started running last year and collected 2 medals. This year, I've collected 6 so far, bringing my total to 8. 🏅🏃‍♂️
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Kimaiyo.
@Kimaiyo21h
11 years later, that dream was fulfilled😂😂😂😂😂
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Ni kama hatutafuti sana bois 😂
TurboDiesel
@alexmwanzoOct 26
Unaaanza kuongea na bird kiasi kiasi anakwambia gas imekalas
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iPhone Duo ilikua hype tu. Software experience is crappy, the foldable screens are getting damaged.
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This man has been wise for a long time 😂
Edwin Sifuna
@edwinsifuna4 Oct 2017
#JKLive is a Laundromat. Im surprised its not sponsored by a detergent.
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One would think you're objectively attractive tweeting this 😂😂🤷‍♀️
⚖️Preston🇰🇪@pr3stonK18h
😂Niko sure ni diabz ilipeleka hao vijana hapo juu rasu anaku💀😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 Ati aje?
Juliet@NafunaOkemwaOct 26
Owich doesn't moan he yelps like a goat Henry xyist doesn't even know if he is coming or going.
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Mbabz
@Kalasinga_11h
Yeah. Took my daughter for swimming and i struggled on whether to dress her in the ladies or not. Eventually settled for the car. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Collins@CollinsBricheOct 27
We just need kids washrooms where if a mother is with her son, can enter comfortably or if a father is with his daughter, can be comfortable. Always hectic especially in shopping malls when as a father you're with your 3 year old daughter and she needs to relieve herself.
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Twitter men hudinya the same 5 TL psychotic hoes unkowingly
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Deleted by author nini nini 😂😂😂🤺
Juliet@NafunaOkemwa13 Jun 2022
Replying to @wallacemecha
Awww thank you 😘😅
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😂😂😂😂😂hapa ulikuwa ushajiitikia ukalock in ununuange Jameson?
Cerebral Assassin
@xysist18 Aug 2016
You can't be broke and have a small dick. This is why I want to be rich.
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Wishing you all the best in your next chapter @YvonneOkwara . I really loved our little talks on the Explainer. You are one of the best to ever do it. I wont forget you gave me my first appearance on TV over 13 years ago. Forever grateful, God bless!
Citizen TV Kenya
@citizentvkenya10h
Yvonne Okwara Signs Off #CitizenExplainer @YvonneOkwara
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Kimaiyo.
@Kimaiyo20h
Xysist after two minutes of honest work😂😂
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