analog creature in a digital world.
Peterborough, Ontario
Joined December 2010
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every dog on earth is analogous to a specific dessert, and it’s our role as humans to figure out which one
if you still in the year of our lord 2025 eat farmed animals, I am extremely uninterested in any of your political views on anything but ESPECIALLY on my Spotify wrapped 😇
Hallowe'en on a Friday night vs #GameSix of the #WorldSeries ...just another skirmish in the forever-war btwn Goths and Jocks
I don't want a whole order of fries, but I do want like 4 or 6 fries; why can't we buy fries like we do Timbits
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On this day 133 years ago professor JRR Tolkien was born!
Following the tradition set by @TolkienSociety at 9pm your time raise a glass and toast, "The Professor!"
#tolkienbirthdaytoast
spending the day after mostly the same as any other: tending to my plants and pets, because even the most oppressed and disenfranchised American has more rights and privileges than any tree, dog, pig, river, salmon, or mountain.
drinking several excellent Quebec beers in a public seating area on a street in Montreal last wknd VS getting yelled at for a Mike’s Hard Lemonade in a travel mug at a free concert in a park in Ontario tnight…honestly can’t say which I prefer
Nature photographer of the year 2023 – the winning images theguardian.com/environment/…
A picture of your pet and who they were named after
ALT A dog that looks more like William H. Macy than William H. Macy looks like William H. Macy Note: this isn't actually my dog, tragically, but if it were, I'd obviously call it William H. Macy (it would be criminal not to)
ALT A man that looks quite a bit like William H. Macy (because it is William H. Macy) but who still looks considerably less like William H. Macy than the dog in the previous picture
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A cigarette is kind of like a beer that wakes you up and you can have it any time of day
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november 1 is all saints day sooo.....here they are!!
ALT a medieval drawing of many saints that is so crowded, all that can be seen of most is the tops of their halos.
nothing in the world will make you feel quite so drunk and stupid as struggling for like four minutes to find the end of a fresh roll of toilet paper
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Congrats to 128 Grazer, our 2023 #FatBearWeek champion! 🥳 Though unaware of her title in this imaginary contest, her success is real! For bears, fat = success, & she's set up well for winter.
We had a record-shattering 1,382,783 votes! There's so much love for our bears! ❤️
ALT 128 Grazer stands in a rushing river and faces the camera.
this beastly weather is because of how many times I said “fuck summer I’m so excited for outwear” during the last two weeks of September
