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I am staking it out now: the Dolphins will pass on Bain.
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You heard it here first, folks.
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The year is 2125. Benny Johnson IV cites 2025 AI tweets proving the USMCA-Greenland Union was ruled by a Golden Emperor. Donald Trump, Jr., Jr., Jr. sells Make America Golden Again hats for $2025 each. Neo-Boomers descended from survivors of the Noem ICE Age eagerly buy them up.
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouse4 May 2025
Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire. May the 4th be with you.
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“But they were all of them deceived, for another Binder was made...” – at Greenfield, IN
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The Olympics has a new legend.
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Replying to @nypost
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LeBron could never
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@spectatorindex13 Apr 2024
BREAKING: Jordan says it is ready to shoot down any drones that violate its airspace
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1 Today is January 6. I post this thread as a reminder to anyone on any side of any political aisle:
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This is the LAST day you can retweet this
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JUST IN - Many injured after lawmaker detonates multiple grenades during a council meeting in Transcarpathia, western Ukraine.
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this the best breaking bad meme i’ve ever seen 😭
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Argentinian’s new president has zero tolerance for the woke left.
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Experts Confirm 'Batman: The Animated Series' Was Pinnacle Of Human Civilization buff.ly/3QvAl1v
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@fema3 Oct 2023
TOMORROW, OCT. 4: There will be a nationwide emergency alert test sent to all TVs, radios, and cell phones at 2:20 p.m. ET. Important information and what can be expected from the nationwide test: fema.gov/press-release/20231… Frequently Asked Questions ⤵️
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This is incredible. A Wisconsin bar offered free drinks if the Jets lost. After Rodgers went down, they started running up their tabs. The news was live when the jets won in overtime and everyone realized they had to pay.
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White women vs Latinas
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