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@desippointed

former gifted child; current emotional wreck

Joined October 2017
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mount bellyache@mountbellyache23 Dec 2022
bro are you seriously donning your gay apparel right now
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🫧@L0CALGASLIGHTER20 Dec 2022
i am so sane and normal actually i am the most normal person in this exam room rn
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🫧@L0CALGASLIGHTER9 Dec 2022
im gonna come back next sem as the most androgynous being u have ever seen. and then u will be sorry
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🫧@L0CALGASLIGHTER21 Nov 2022
i swear i just need to go to the chiropractor and have them crunch crunch me and its gonnna fix literally my entire life i would be so mentally slayble
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The Notorious J.O.V.
@whotfisjovana21 Oct 2022
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gender of the day@genderoftheday17 Oct 2022
Today's gender is no.
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xanax in cinnabon (ali)
@xanabon16 Oct 2022
I went to the total sweetie pie convention and everyone knew you
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Patrick Doran@lunch_enjoyer14 Oct 2022
i fucking hate how warm and inviting my best friends smile is. i cannot fucking stand how pleasant my good buddy is
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mount bellyache@mountbellyache5 Oct 2022
a non binary guitar renter was in a car crash (a gender bender fender lender fender bender)
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kiera🐁@cannibalnitrate4 Oct 2022
Having lesbian sex in the eating disorder wing of the hospital call me Ed-ward Scissorhands
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Anthony@TonyTranchina16 Sep 2022
I don’t understand why so many people in tech rock climb
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chase@_chase_____19 Aug 2022
“gummy vitamins are useless” oh i didn’t realize having a regularly scheduled scrumptious little morsel was “useless” but ok
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hozier bot@hozierlyricsbot16 Aug 2022
Imagine being loved by me
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dim ? !@phhskissy3 Aug 2022
hozier fucking wrote “i slithered here from eden just to sit outside your door” and you text me wassup
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accidentally based@BasedByAccident3 Dec 2020
But you playin
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michaela okland@MichaelaOkla19 Mar 2022
Ok I was very high last night
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audrey@foldyrhands22 Jul 2022
teenage girls love to invite the most fruity looking twink they can find to their sleepovers bc it fulfills their ancestral urge to be watched over by a eunuch
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DADA MA’AM@jjaahz_10 Jul 2022
when i text you “🪗” it mean i’m finna start acting accordingly
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Read Jackson Rising
@JPHilllllll3 Jul 2022
An ever timely reminder
Sonic the hedgehog saying "remember kids, don't talk to the police. They act friendly as an evidence gathering tactic." loose lops sink ships - (from) weaponized apathy

ALT Sonic the hedgehog saying "remember kids, don't talk to the police. They act friendly as an evidence gathering tactic." loose lops sink ships - (from) weaponized apathy

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Vinny Thomas@vinn_ayy12 Jun 2022
Nobody is putting gargoyles on buildings anymore. It can’t be that much more expensive to slap a gargoyle up there. We used to be a proper country.
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