Inventor of Demotivators® and other fine products for discerning pessimists.
Austin, TX
Joined March 2008
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From @anduriltech’s @PalmerLuckey:
What is the #1 job most kids want today?
“It’s social media influencer, next is professional gamer, next is YouTuber… the problem is, you can’t tell kids to follow their dreams when their dreams suck.”
What was the #1 dream for kids in 1971?
To be an astronaut 👨🚀 🌕
“We had just gone to the moon… These guys were fighter pilots, PhD mathematician super men, who were also really good looking and well spoken… the ultimate American hero ideal. For a kid to see that and say ‘that’s what I want to be,’ okay tell the kids to follow their dreams.”
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So, not really a million miles from the "demotivator" posters and calendars that @despairinc have been doing for decades (-ish) over at despair.com?
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Love that @MarksWazza is using Despair.com images in his #SPSDBN session. I have two framed Despair posters in my home office
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@burnie, you're right these are the saddest things in existence. One day I'll be working @RoosterTeeth where I won't need these. #RTDocs
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I drink my juice out of one of these every morning (and yes, I usually fill it to about the "half-empty" mark). teapawt.net/despairinc/status/7989…
Optimists love to say the glass is half full. Despair gives you the mug that proves once and for all it's HALF-EMPTY despair.com/products/pessimi…
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Check out Be the Bridge from @despairinc: despair.com/products/be-the-… I think this is my new favorite!
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Heheh, love all the Demotivators from @despairinc... new ones are coming... rahhh!
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#Achievement never explained better. So true about many funded #startups today j.mp/2ehISXr @despairinc
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All this talk about #BearCam reminds me of my favorite poster/coffee mug from #Despair.com bit.ly/2af4P79
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Researchers say the darnedest things. Who knew?
despair.com/collections/demo…
amazon.com/Demotivation-Visi…
teapawt.net/qz/status/730395410272…
Researchers say positive thinking actually gets in the way of accomplishing your goals qz.com/681130
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My FB TL is getting pretty sad when things like this are showing up in both my @gop & @TheDemocrats peeps TLs😞😔🤔
despair.com/products/destruc…
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Boss wants the new conference room filled with motivational posters. I'd spend the budget at @despairinc
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I actually do find this incredibly motivating. #EngineerMotivations buff.ly/1n2un8T
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Thanks dude! Long live Buy Nothing Day! teapawt.net/drewphilp/status/67028…
In light of buy nothing day, watch my favorite short film, MORE, by @happyproduct
youtube.com/watch?v=cCeeTfsm…
It'll give you the feels
