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Joined January 2022
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I touched uncle pussy
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I can’t stop singing the coochie owl song
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*eu tendo o pior dia da minha vida* meu fone:
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You can’t look away. And you won’t want to 👁️ The Saja Boys’ “Your Idol,” uncut choreo by K-Tigers is here!
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the music you have to listen to so you don't end your shit on a random friday
9 years ago today, TWICE released Likey. Rate it from 1 to 10.
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that oomf who has survived my four account switches and follows me on all my actual socials
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I’m an alcoholic foid stop messaging me
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Whatever
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This one hurts man…. 💔
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neon genesis evangelion x Fortnite coming soon via @ShiinaBR
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Don’t even talk to me right now 😭 (me and who?)
"and i will always be there, old friend."
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It just never crossed my mind that one day they wouldn’t be together anymore
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Fuck it, 16 minutes of Patrick Stewart being a comedic genius on American Dad
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We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.
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Patrick Stewart’s voice acting legacy deserves to be remembered too 🥺❤️ Sir Patrick Stewart has passed away at 86, and while generations will forever know him as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor Charles Xavier in X-Men, his unmistakable voice also became part of an incredible number of animated films, television shows, and video games. His most memorable voice and gaming roles included: • Avery Bullock — American Dad! • Jean-Luc Picard — Star Trek: Armada • Professor Charles Xavier / Professor X — X-Men Legends • Lord Yupa — Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind — English Dub • Emperor Uriel Septim VII — The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion • King Goobot V — Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius • William Shakespeare — Gnomeo & Juliet • Sandy Claws — The Nightmare Before Christmas • The Great Prince of the Forest — Bambi II • Poop — The Emoji Movie • Pharaoh Seti I — The Prince of Egypt • Number One — The Simpsons • Zobek / Death — Castlevania: Lords of Shadow • Mr. Woolensworth — Chicken Little • Ariscratle — Ice Age: Continental Drift • Adventure — The Pagemaster and many more! For animation fans especially, Stewart’s commanding voice could be heard everywhere from Disney and DreamWorks to The Simpsons and American Dad!, while gamers heard that same unmistakable presence across Star Trek, X-Men, The Elder Scrolls and Castlevania. Few actors possessed a voice that could immediately make a character sound powerful, wise, intimidating, or hilariously absurd. Patrick Stewart brought all of those qualities to the microphone. Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart. From the Enterprise and Xavier’s School to animation and gaming, his voice became part of countless worlds and generations of memories. 🕊️
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chorando pq vingadores: doomsday foi o último filme deles juntos 💔
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my poop grows back like a lizards tail
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Poop on that
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Desu is bugs
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Thirsty? The Saja Boys’ full “Soda Pop” choreo by K-Tigers is here 😏
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Who up draining they lymphnodes
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