Tech Leader. Software Developer. Technical Director @Blend_Marketing Armchair Cosmologist
Haslemere, England
Joined June 2010
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I bet Rishi went on the school ski-trip though. That's the real barometer of the have and have nots.
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Giving #TrueDetective season 2 a rewatch. Best part is 100% Velcoro fighting to maintain ties with his son - beating up his bully's dad, spending $$$ on custody battles, building airfix kits etc, but then just ruthlessly ditching the kid because he wants to watch Friends on TV.
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Behind every Stephen Bradshaw and every other incompetent at the post office is a piece of expensive, poorly executed, probably untested piece of shit software - likely presided over by the worst development practices that only those budgets can buy (£1bn).
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Passed. But good fodder for camera and fox. Think we'll leave him there. – at Haslemere, England
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Every bonfire night I light a sparkler and remember the chap who queued in the massive queue for hotdogs for around 18 months only to discover that they were "FUCKIN' VEGAN!" & proceeded to walk the line warning everyone about the outrageous "FUCKIN' VEGAN!" subterfuge. Hero. – at Haslemere, England
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I saw this pool in Iceland and thought of you @markdunbavan ft.com/content/8a52fadb-bdf9… – at South West, England
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Hats off to @BBC6Music playing Meshuggah - Bleed - probably the single greatest extreme metal track ever on a Wednesday lunchtime.
youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eG…
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She did it! 20 miles over two days and raised £612 for the @SharkTrustUK.
@SteveBackshall my 9 year old daughter was inspired by your shows featuring @SharkTrustUK and is going to hike 20 miles around the seven sisters to raise money for them. Please RT 🙏🦈
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Why have queues started forming in pubs? Actual single-file queues like we're all at the post office. What happened to the traditional scrum? The ordered chaos of a carefully orchestrated free-for-all?
You all need to stop behaving yourselves. This ain't right.
Semana Santa is probably the most bonkers festival you could accidentally book an apartment in the middle of. Just when I thought it was over, Jesus woke me up at 2am going back the other way with a marching band.
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Oh look.
theguardian.com/business/202…
Calling it now. Royal Mail goes bust in 2023, smothered to death by unions. On the plus side, the Tories will be blamed - which will be the year's best happy accident as they get routed by stamp collectors.
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And we're a 70,000 ish years long trip to the nearest star. Even if we get off this rock, we'll never dent those distances.
- Estimated diameter of the Milky Way: 100,000 ly
- Estimated diameter of M31: 220,000 ly
- Estimated distance between the two: 2.5M ly
This is a realistic representation of the size and distance between the Andromeda Galaxy and Milky Way
[source: buff.ly/42GkhPN]
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