Hair appointment today. The Church of Janeism takes maintenance very seriously. Some people spend their Sundays asking God for a miracle. My disciples spend theirs financing one.

Midweek Dubai, because apparently I need to do some proper shopping and put all that simp money to good use. Just transferred a little crypto into my checking account, and frankly, I already find the situation rather offensive. Having less than 5K sitting in my crypto wallet makes me deeply uncomfortable. Especially with the current state of the world. A princess needs financial security, preferably in unnecessarily excessive amounts. So, boys, here's your opportunity to be useful again. Get that wallet back to 10K while I focus on the far more important task of deciding which designer deserves my money.