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¿puede una medida contra la piratería terminar bloqueando webs que no tienen nada que ver con ella? llevo más de un año esperando una respuesta
la respuesta es "vaya a los tribunales"
¿algún experto en derecho digital? #laligagate
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Project manager:
- ¿Cuánto te tardas en implementar este cambio?
Mi cerebro:
- No lo digas.
- No lo digas.
- No lo digas.
- No lo digas.
- No lo digas.
- No lo digas.
- No lo digas.
- No lo digas.
- No lo digas.
- No lo digas.
Yo:
- Se ve fácil, no me debería tomar mucho.
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No me extraña que ni los de Windows usen Windows para desarrollar, puta basura de actualizaciones
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Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy.
Here's a helpful guide I put together:
"Let me check with my team" = No
"Possibly" = No
"On my roadmap" = Not happening
"This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year
"Disagree and commit" = I hate you
"Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life
"Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly
"Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly
"Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again
"Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again
"30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying
"Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion
"Open up the kimono" = HR violation
"We use AI" = We don't use AI
"We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning
"All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please
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La mayoría de miradas entre desconocidos se dan porque cada uno de ellos cree que el otro lo está mirando.
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Cada vez que decido a quién votar el 23J, leo o escucho algo de ese partido que me causa un profundo rechazo. Y vuelta a empezar.
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I... wrote a book. Like an actual, real, physical book. It's such a strange feeling finally holding it in my hands. I hope it teaches some people some things, and maybe even elicits some laughs along the way! ❤️ – at Los Angeles, CA
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Functional data structures in action, tomorrow at 19:00 CET, with @pfcoperez, join us! meetup.com/Scala-Programming…
