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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Balti pie, curry chips and a pint of Guinness at Walsall FC, all for 💷 £7.50. Proper matchday scran at a price that doesn't need a second mortgage.
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Walsall FC kiosk menus list pie & chips with drink at £11; the £7.50 claim for balti pie, curry chips and Guinness does not match current prices or local reports. x.com/eyespeeled3/st…
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
City broke the rules, but was the system itself designed to keep clubs like Leeds from ever reaching the top? 📷 #MatchPreview
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Player. Coach. Legend. Mike Ditka embodied the spirit of Chicago and will be deeply missed.

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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
NFL legend Mike Ditka, who revolutionized the tight end position before becoming the head coach of the world champion 1985 Bears and a towering figure in the city of Chicago, has passed away, his family announced. He was 86.
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Although the Bucs won, Tampa's decision to not kick the field goal and go up three scores was indefensible.
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Noel Gallagher on American football. "I watched it when I was doing acid, right, and I liked the colours and all that. It was like, What the f**king hell is all this? If you watch it on acid, it’s a very psychedelic game, like watching a mad cartoon".
Feeling supersonic 😎 Welcome to the London Games, @NoelGallagher!
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Biggest fuck up in the history of the NFL International series. Remove season tickets ✅️ Hike prices to a daft level ✅️ Dilute the demand by adding other European games ✅️ Fuck over the loyal fans who decided to bite the bullet and pay fully price ✅️ @nflukhank
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
QB injuries through 2 weeks have included: 🏈Sam Darnold 🏈Caleb Williams 🏈Jaxson Dart 🏈Jayden Daniels 🏈Kyler Murray 🏈Tua Tagovailoa
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Hi @NFLUKIRE @nflukhank @TicketmasterUK - now that you are offering BOGOF on Colts Commanders tickets, will you be refunding half the tickets brought by everyone who’ve purchased two or more? Or do you not give a fuck about the loyal people who built your fanbase over here?
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
No way the Falcons just posted this
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Despite spending only four seasons with the Browns, Baker Mayfield still has the most wins of any Browns quarterback since they returned to the NFL in 1999 with 30. Mayfield gets a chance to square off today against his former team, which traded him away after acquiring Deshaun Watson from the Houston Texans.
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
RIOOOOOOOOO
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
"Some of us can predict football, some of us can't. I said a win's a win... "OH FUCK OFF!" 💀 An UNBELIEVABLY timed jinx from Mark...
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Thomas Tuchel is currently undergoing the usual post-tournament review for an England head coach with his employers, the FA, as per the excellent @SamWallaceTel. All the talk about squad selection and travel distance from World Cup base are side issues. The review should all be about Konsa for Gordon (72) in the World Cup semi-final in Atlanta. No disrespect to Konsa, an outstanding defender, but Tuchel’s calamitous decision removed England’s best pacey, attacking outlet who was terrifying Argentina’s defence. Sent an encouraging message to Argentina: we’re going to try to shut up shop (against Messi, good luck). Sent a negative message to England players. How much will the FA focus on this decision? They are hardly going to give him a hard time. They gave Tuchel a new contract before the World Cup, against all lessons from history (hello Capello; break clause removed in 2010). FA improved Tuchel’s contract in length and strength before his ability in crunch moments was properly tested. FA can herald third place, a best finish since 66, when everyone knows that England wasted their best opportunity since 66 because of Tuchel’s second-half caution. Rashford and Toney didn’t come on until England were 2-1 down, Saka stayed on bench. Disastrous. FA staff met with Tuchel last week. He will discuss matters with the FA’s performance advisory board next week. The chair, Jobi McAnuff, is a shrewd judge, obviously knows the game. Ditto Sarina Wiegman. Sir Kevin Sinfield has an elite sporting mindset. The other members, Sir Michael Barber, Manoj Badale, Colonel Lucy Giles and Damian Hughes, are very impressive in their own fields but judging an England manager? They could do with an England fan in there, giving some home truths. It is not to the FA that Tuchel has to explain himself. It is to the England players, some of whom were bemused at his changes against Argentina, and others were surprised at Tuchel’s criticism of their DNA; these are good players, some of them title winners, Champions League winners, wanting England to stay on the front foot as in the first half. Kane, a Tuchel supporter, confirmed recently there will be discussions, reflecting on the summer, during the forthcoming international break. It is to the England fans that Tuchel also has to explain himself. Fans who spent fortunes to get to games in the US and Mexico. Many of whom supported the team through qualifying, supported them through the lengthening years of hurt. Only to be let down by Tuchel’s second-half changes. Tuchel was brought in because his career indicated he was a master of game-management (Chelsea, 2021 CL final etc). He has so many questions to answers. Anger remains because it was such a self-inflicted wasted opportunity. When will England get this chance again. Kane will be 36 in 2030 and who looks like being his successor at No 9? Nobody anywhere near close to the great man. England would probably still have lost the final against Spain, the best team in the tournament. But it would have been good to have found out. #ENG
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
I can’t even get a bottle cap in and these cunts have snuck a half of Alton fucking Towers in
🤩🎢 VfL Osnabrück’s ultras brought the creativity tonight, unveiling an incredible working roller coaster tifo for their German Cup clash with Bayern München! 💜🇩🇪
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
What A Picture Alan Ball
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Watch Joshua Smith trying to throw a package containing £12k of drugs over a Hull prison wall 🙄🤭 Joshua Smith, 30-years-old of no fixed abode was this week sentenced to three years and eight months in prison for throwing an illegal package into a prison in July 2025
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Simon Devlin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Only taken 3 games 😭😭
Delano Burgzorg has the ego of Messi and the ability of Delano Burgzorg. #pnefc
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